Cruella doesn’t make the list for her methods. After all, she just hired those flunkeys Horace and Jasper to do the dirty work for her. It’s what she hired them to steal that makes her one of the most dastardly, cruel, devilish swipers of stuff around. She stole puppies! Not just one or two puppies either, but like, a hundred puppies. If she weren’t so impatient she could’ve waited a few years and just stolen 33 grown up dogs to get the same amount of fur. But villains are never virtuous, and patience is a virtue.
Nothing about Cruella is subtle, from her name to her ugly beyond ugly appearance to her excessive smoking habit and unladylike language. It’s no wonder she didn’t do the thieving herself. Not only would she have to appear in public, but she’d erupt into shrill screams at the first sign of minor inconvenience, and thieves who scream don’t say at large for long. But she does have a pretty sweet car. And a pretty sweet song.
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