Teresa opened her eyes slowly. "Where am I?" she cried out into the darkness. She tried moving her wrists experimentally, but they were tied down to whatever she was lying on...tied down with something ropey and plastic-coated...ethernet cables?
"Welcome to my lair," intoned a voice from the darkness.
Teresa yelped in fright. "Who are you? What are you going to do to me?" she demanded, thrashing against her bonds.
"Oh, don't worry, dear," replied the voice -- a man's voice, low and forceful. Teresa's cheeks flushed at the sound of it -- gentle, but with a subtle hint of command. "I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to...teach you some things."
Teresa felt a gentle blowing on her ear. Was that...a can of compressed air? She began panting, all to aware that her fear was rapidly transmuting into desire.
"That's better," said the voice, chuckling softly. "Now why don't we start with something easy, my pet? How about," Theresa heard a rustling of pages next to her ear"...open standards and cross-platform portability?"
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