The consummate and notorious entrepreneur of Terry Pratchett's DiscWorld, Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler is prepared to sell anyone anything (or vice versa), and the fact that what he's selling may not exist (or at least, not in the way described) is rarely an issue for his supremely capitalist mind.
Commonly seen around the streets of Ankh-Morpork, CMOT Dibbler's business rests on the need of the community to consume low-priced meat products of dubious origins and Dibbler's willingness to supply them. "Food" on sticks, "pies with personality," and "sausages-inna-bun" are his stock in trade, with the occasional foray into managing rock bands or producing films as the local fads dictate.
And then there's the matter of his various appearances in other places around the disc, as well as other time periods, under various indigenous names like Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala, Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dhblah, and May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang, to mention just a few.
CMoT Dibbler of Ankh-Morpork would like you to know that he has never heard of any of these undoubtedly very handsom men, and would you like a sausage inna bun? No? Well, half price for a member of the press, although that's cutting his own throat.
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