It's bad enough that you're going to school with Elijah Wood, before The Lord of the Rings. And that your teachers are the T-1000 (or Agent John Dogget from post-shark-jumping-The-X-Files, pick whichever is worse), and Jon Stewart's evil twin.
But now the new kid has infested the school administration with alien parasites and you and five aquaintences should probably go do something about that. I guess to make up for it, your other alien-infested unkillable teachers are played by people like Famke Janssen, and the school nurse is Salma Hayek.
One more thing: you're in a Robert Rodriguez movie. Good luck.
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