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The 10 Worst Exes in Geekdom
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While anticipating the release of the cinematic version of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, we thought of quite a few other horrible exes.
We mean, a few fictional ones, dammit. Anyway, it's safe to say that you've never had an ex like the ones on this list.
And if you have, we're so, so sorry.
#10
The Phantom Limb
I mean, you really just brought this on yourself. The Phantom Limb is one of the highest ranking members of the Guild of Calamitous Intent, and he has four invisible limbs that can kill with a... Read on...
#9
Mal
INCEPTION SPOILERS . Go see it, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Okay, so we never actually get to see Mal in Inception . What we're actually seeing is Cobb 's subconscious construction of her, and what a... Read on...
Zapp Brannigan , the narcissistic, infinitely awkward, and yet annoyingly resilient ex-one-night-stand of Futurama 's Leela isn't likely to threaten you with bodily harm once you've gone your... Read on...
Transmetropolitan 's Spider Jerusalem refers to his book editor simply as the "whorehopper," so it's unsurprising that we never actually learn his ex-wife's name. She's just referred to as " The... Read on...
#6
Dream
There are many reasons why a person might not want to get involved with one of the Endless, the seven personifications of sentient life's most universal qualities. Not least because there is a... Read on...
14 of the Best Geekiest Beers
Given beer's pervasive place in human history, it's not surprising that the geeky pastimes of drinkers would eventually rub off on the beers themselves. The result is a veritable cornucopia of nerdy beers, 14 of which are right here.
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Eric Limer
I'm trying to come up with a control scheme where I can use my xbox 360 controller for leisurely web surfing. It's....interesting.
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James Plafke
For a show about a sport I don't really dig, Friday Night Lights is an alright show.
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Eric Limer
Just spent a few hours playing Kyntt. Stunning, cute little game. Highly recommended.
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Max
Wanna create work flows, wanna make it all work work work.
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James Plafke
I am jealous Elmo got to make out with Kristin Chenoweth.
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Eric Limer
I swear under my breath A LOT. This must make people near by me very uncomfortable. That being said, I have no intentions of stopping.
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Max
Court is now in session at the Burp Castle.
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Eric Limer
I don't look at my finances as often as I should which is the main reason why I don't often want to look at my finances.
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Max
Desert PolyBus: The game where you drive to Reno and then die.
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Eric Limer
If I wrote a webcomic, every strip would be titled "Get it? GET IT?!"
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Max
Got chili oil on my hands and face. It hurts. A lot.
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Eric Limer
Suddenly I remember what I hate about PC gaming. Mainly never having a computer that can actually do it.
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James Plafke
The halftime show taught me that football-watching men drinking beer who love seeing muscular men beat each other up really like to vogue.
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Max
Pestering your friends at 8am is how you show you care, right? #hopeso
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Eric Limer
Twitter is like RiffTrax for EVERYTHING.
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James Plafke
I know global warming is scary, but not having a winter was pretty cool. I didn't have to spend money on shoes for the snow.
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Eric Limer
I hereby apologize to all persons --past, present and future-- who have the misfortune of hearing me "sing" dubstep songs.
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Max
Even Facebook's Timeline thinks I could have done more with my life.
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Max
I did that thing where Facebook turns your Timeline into a movie. Mine had pictures of ducks and foliage set to really dramatic music.
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Max
"But I don't wanna go to the dog show!"
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