The 10 Worst Exes in Geekdom

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While anticipating the release of the cinematic version of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, we thought of quite a few other horrible exes.

We mean, a few fictional ones, dammit. Anyway, it's safe to say that you've never had an ex like the ones on this list.

And if you have, we're so, so sorry.

Dr. Manhattan

The problem with dating Dr. Manhattan is that he doesn't really care about humans anymore. That sort of thing can happen when you no longer perceive time as linear. Then again, he's not really one... Read on...

Melisande Sharizai

Melisande Sharizai is one of the main antagonists in the Kushiel's Legacy series by Jacquline Carey , and that's no spoiler, because the books' narrator and main character Phèdre nò... Read on...

Talia al Ghul

The danger in breaking up with Talia al Ghul lies not with her, so much, as with her father. You see, if you were dating her in the first place, it's only because her father decided you were a... Read on...

Starbuck

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SPOILERS AHEAD. There's no dearth of choices for worst ex in Battlestar Galactica . There's the girl who turns out to be a robot, gets killed, and then her replacement falls... Read on...

Bill

What happens if you try to break up with Bill ? Well, he's going to kill your new guy, for starters. Then he'll try to kill you. At your wedding. If it turns out he doesn't succeed, he'll take... Read on...

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The Unintentional Hilarity of Twitter Spam Bots

Back Alley Internet is a recurring column in which we explore some of the weirder corners of the Internet and see what we can drudge up for your amusement and education. This week: We study the legions of Twitter bots that trawl the trending topics and spit out some unintentionally hilarious tweets.

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Eric Limer You have to tew two tutus?! I have to tew two tutus too!
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Max The Pizza and Pasta Foundation supports the federal SAUCE act. Ask your congressman to put some SAUCE on it!
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Eric Limer I like how if you make a mistake typing a popular URL, invariably the site you find is all "YOU'RE WINNER!" It's uplifting for a second.
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Max Spam for work involves a false teeth supplier and someone looking to buy magnetic plates.
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Eric Limer So that improv show was definitely a good idea. Ben Schwartz, Zach Woods, Justin Long, AND Adam Scott. #EverythingWentBetterThanExpected
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Max Got a lot crossed off my to-do list tonight, and I'm starting to feel significantly less freaked about about, well, life.
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Eric Limer I need trephination like I need a hole in the head.
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Max AIM CHAT: I like you, too. *belushis*
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Eric Limer Listening to Call Me Maybe and cropping screengrabs of Twitter bots. It's times like this that I really love my job.
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James Plafke Popular rapper Ladies Love Removed Eyes.
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Eric Limer I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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Eric Limer This Facebook IPO coverage needs to stop cuz I'm seriously sick of seeing Zuckerberg staring creepily at me from the top of every story.
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Max Put on your poodle skirts and choose your favorite syrup because we're gonna have a sock-hop at the iHop.
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James Plafke I just threatened my mom to email me something by telling her I'd discuss with her all the lady celebrities I'd have sex with.
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Max New Hallmark Card: "I held an extended conversation with you without being able to remember your name" Inside: "I'm sorry."
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Eric Limer To any of you bros who might like to ice me, I encourage you to act on that urge, bro.
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Eric Limer If anyone is looking for some totally garbled, nigh-incomprehensible ad copy, I'm your man.
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Eric Limer What? None of my Facebook friends are on So.cl? How can this be?!
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Eric Limer "Does this mustache look creepy? Experts are blind; can't tell."
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Rollin Bishop Lin Beifong is suddenly one of the best things about Legend of Korra.
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