Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz...
- Had a theory of Optimism that stated "You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink. Mine’s a double, if you’re buying."
- Invented binary.
- Found his early education in his father's extensive library of mint condition Luther-man comics.
- Got his master's at the age of nine.
- Built a clockwork robot that could perform all four basic arithmetical operations and terrorized Paris for three days.
- Had a funeral that was attended by the full aristocracy of Germany.
- Successfully negotiated a cessation of hostilities with the the Mongol horde known as the Monads.
- Defined a "real" character as something you get from shoveling snow, camping in the rain, and playing baseball.
ONLY ONE OF THESE SENTENCES IS TRUE.
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