Rapper Krispy Kreme Has 400 Cars, 400 Scars, and 400 Guitars [Video]

Rapper Krispy Kreme lays down some phat beats and even more overweight rhymes. Though he claims to have 400 of a lot of different items, he apparently didn’t have a tissue, as quite a bit of the closeups in the video show something a tissue could’ve easily rectified. This song and video are probably for comedy purposes, but if so, this guy is walking a line so dangerously fine that it is difficult to tell. 2012 to infinity, y’all.

(via reddit)

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