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Uncategorized Friday, April 27th 2012 at 8:08 pm

Rapper Krispy Kreme Has 400 Cars, 400 Scars, and 400 Guitars [Video]

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Rapper Krispy Kreme lays down some phat beats and even more overweight rhymes. Though he claims to have 400 of a lot of different items, he apparently didn’t have a tissue, as quite a bit of the closeups in the video show something a tissue could’ve easily rectified. This song and video are probably for comedy purposes, but if so, this guy is walking a line so dangerously fine that it is difficult to tell. 2012 to infinity, y’all.

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  • Dr Coene

    No, this guy is not “walking a line so dangerously fine that it is difficult to tell”. This is quite obviously a purposeful joke.

    If you want to see somebody walk a line so dangerously fine that it is difficult to tell whether or not they’re joking, YouTube the following:

    Die Antwoord – I Fink You Freeky

  • http://twitter.com/DYECASTING Eric Dye

    I think you’re cute too.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/V6Q2JDSYRSIFPGQBW7W3VUGPIA B

    He has 400 houses, how can he not be true? KRISPY KREME TILL I DIE>

  • droctagon

    Anybody who thinks this is a joke is a fucking retard.  He’s obviously a serious little moron hillbilly who thinks he’s a hardcore rapper.  He’s not old enough to do something like this as a parody.  

  • monotony

     Are you that naive?  And this “moron hillbilly” just happened to produce a commercial quality beat like that?  You’re the idiot here son. 

  • bobsyouruncle

    Go live in a pension house you old senile man, I bet Krispy Kreme has more friends than you.

  • Brian E Ezell

    bobsyouruncle, it isn’t necessary to make personal attacks. I annotations sure if this dude is for real or not. I.hope it is a parody because it is one of the wackest rhymes I have ever heard.

  • Brian E Ezell

    *am not sure

  • Tgnhrkn

    I completely agree, the editing in his videos actually seems fairly professional (albeit not have a set) and his lyrics are genius. This looks like it was modeled after pretty much every music video of a rap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/marc.augustine.73 Marc Augustine

    even if he is a moron, someone is using this moron as a joke..I personally dont know if he is joking or someone else is using him as a joke but there is no way serious..thats some good quality stuff.

  • Lookoutitsdavid

    Shut up you stupid bitch! Krispy kreme saw your mom and fucked her vagina. ThTs why you hatin’. Doesn’t t feel good does it?

  • Billy

    Hook, Line and Sinker.

  • Dylandpalmer

    to me krispy kreme is retarded who else agrees

  • Hunter

    i think hes great 

  • Nigganigganigga

    He didn’t produce that beat. You’re the idiot. You can find instrumentals like that all over the internet. The video was removed for copyright infringement because it’s someone else’s beat. 

  • Niggawilliam

    Finally a rap song that doesn’t completely suck ass.  All rap should be about comedy and nothing else.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAa

    it was removed cause money maker mike was not happy with the video check krispy’s youtube he says so there