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Is your backyard not enough like The Shire for your taste? Might we suggest throwing a pretty sweet Hobbit Hole in there to liven things up? A company in Maine has started producing and delivering wooden Hobbit Holes, and don’t worry — you can get them in adult sizes as well.

Wooden Wonders in Unity, Maine might be better known for their chicken coops, but they’d like to make a name for themselves in the Hobbit Hole industry. Mission accomplished, Wooden Wonders! You’re already the first and only name we think of when we think about where to order a real world Hobbit Hole.

The company has two prefab Hobbit Hole kits. There’s the 32 square foot “Little Merry” for $1,495, and the 60 square foot “Big Merry” for $1,995. There’s also the “Woodshire” which can feature a sod roof and be built into the ground with the help of some landscaping, and it sounds like a much more involved Hobbit Hole. The “Woodshire” comes in 4′ x 8′ and 6’8″ x 8′ sizes that start at $3,995 and $4,995 respectively.

That may sound expensive, but we’re willing to bet anyone who wants to put a real Hobbit Hole in their yard is willing to spend the money for it.

If you want a larger or custom Hobbit Hole, they’re open to that as well. It really seems like the ideal place to sit and read some Tolkien.

(via Wooden Wonders, image used with permission from Wooden Wonders)

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