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Entertainment Tuesday, August 17th 2010 at 2:07 pm

Real-Life Rugrats

Close your eyes. Think “real-life Rugrats.” Cycle through the four or five creepiest iterations that come to mind. Sorry, but Isaiah Stephens still has you beat.

(via TDW | Artist’s DeviantART page)

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  • anon

    This is the whole story:
    The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica’s Imagination.

    Chucky
    died a long time ago along with this mother, that’s why Chaz is a nervous wreck
    all the time.

    Tommy was a stillborn, that’s why Stu is constantly in the
    basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

    The
    DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn’t figure whether it would be a boy or
    a girl thus creating the twins
    —————————–
    As for “All
    Grown Up” Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became
    addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her
    creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the
    last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was
    constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her
    creations who were her only company, in a judgemental world

    Angelica’s
    mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar
    because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold
    digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking
    it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a
    barbie doll, and made it after her mom’s image, wearing an unwashed oranged
    dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later
    in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of
    overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was “canceled”

    The only rugrat not
    to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy’s brother Dil, however Angelica didnt
    know the differace between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands,
    after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica
    was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune,
    Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he
    had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage
    only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an
    outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt
    over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the
    rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.

    On a trip to
    Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to
    marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a
    daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict
    (Angelica imagined her from Kira’s stories), he lost his mind after the death of
    his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America,
    Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really
    happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was
    relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz

    Suzie was actually Angelica’s only
    friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica’s creations, for her, She later
    became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When
    Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica’s death
    was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to
    a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her
    life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and
    playing with the lives of her creations.

    She died March 5, 1994, tag your
    friends if you were throughly mindraped, this is the truth behind your
    childhood.

  • Bunii

    Obviously a 12 year old typed this twisted theory of a children’s show. It’s poorly spelled first of all, and some explanations are just out of this world. Get therapy.

  • lolyourdumb!

    your fucking stupid,, u must be a twelve year old! its called a THERORY! hint hint! maybe you should go get you a webster dictionary! and this site isnt the only site that has this damn story this story has been on the world wide web ever seince the rugrats came to telivision im not saying its true cuz honestly i dont believe it but dosent mean im going to be rude and tell some one to get therapy..maybe u need it ?  BITCH

  • Bunii

     Don’t you mean “you’re”? and “theory” “since” “television” “doesn’t”. I have a theory. You need hooked on phonics.

  • SABRINA4

    will i was belive to rugrats 

  • Will

    I like how you’re calling others dumb when you have grammar like an 8 year old. Please proof read your shit or go and ask your parents to. If you can’t spell, you do not belong on the Internet. So shut up little kid and go to bed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/LilysMommie Karin Rose

    you realize of course this was all proven FAKE by the TRUE creature of the Rugrats, after a bunch of crack pots came up with this theory. smdh im sorry you didnt get to enjoy this great show but dont try to ruin it for the rest of us with sick made up theorys.