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Uncategorized Thursday, December 1st 2011 at 12:47 pm

Man Finds Enormous Giant Weta, Single Largest Insect on Record

Pictured above is a giant weta. Actually, it’s a giant giant weta. You see, giant wetas are, as a species, larger than any other species of insect currently in existence. The one above is the largest particular giant weta, a goliath of goliaths. The specimen was found by former park ranger Mark Moffett on Little Barrier Island in New Zealand, the only place giant wetas are known to currently live. Surprisingly enough, Moffett was actually looking for the bugs, so the discovery was something to be celebrated, not something to be feared and haunted by, as I initially assumed upon seeing the picture.

This little gargantuan bugger has a wingspan of about seven inches and weighs about as much as three mice. It also has the ability to eat your dreams and can literally frighten your heart out of your body if encountered unexpectedly. Moffet however, seems to be immune to the fact that the giant weta is positively terrifying, and had this to say:

“Three of us walked the trails of this small island for two nights scanning the vegetation for a giant weta. We spent many hours with no luck finding any at all, before we saw her up in a tree.”

“She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away. She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species and we didn’t want to risk indigestion. After she had chewed a little I took this picture and we put her right back where we found her.”

I do have to admit that after looking at these pictures for a bit, she’s actually sort of cute, in a blood-curdling sort of way.

(via Daily Mail)

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  • Anonymous

    I, for one, welcome our new weta overlords.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Birkemeyer/1579970307 Keith Birkemeyer

    I find it amazing that Weta didn’t take the carrot and beat the guy with it, thta thing is HUGE.

  • Phantanos

    It’s as repulsive as a Zanti Misfit. Ugh!

  • Subyman34

    Would Bear Grylls eat that? I think after toasting it over a campfire he would. 

  • Anonymous

    At least it’s not a spider.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1268934620 Nino Avila

    Wingspan!? This implies that that thing can fly. Imagine how hard you would poop if you saw that flying towards you.

  • Angry_Amadeus

    Will it blend

  • http://Geekosystem.com Eric Limer

    It is literally impossible for me to agree more.

  • Fmcorps

    Nuke it from orbit.  It’s the only way to be sure.

  • Jumipeg

    i kno it suxz spiders get bigger then that

  • Up yours

    So did he take it home and make a pet out of the thing? Or did he roast it on the grill and eat it?

  • http://twitter.com/VladiRad Tyler

    Imagine stepping on that thing

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1845427806 Nawren Reñon

    maybe theres a lot more out there

  • Taj

    Zergling!

  • Meesalikeu

    you bet there are more of them.

    and they will come up from under the ground when cthulu calls.

  • yeti

    Imagine instead of a carrot, its your finger!

  • Gary Dave Adams

    Campfire? He’s not Ray Mears

  • Xanthir Omencroft

    Imagine a plague of these Beasts! Forget Locusts, 2012 will see the rise of the Giant Weta swarms.  Charles Fort is grinning from some other plane.

  • http://phatsonic.de b_i_d

    If you’re unlucky it may grab your foot and fly away with you…

  • Akiko Fujishima

     Many of the earth’s creatures have wings, and can’t fly.. all NZ species of Weta are flightless.  =__=  If you think in terms of Evolution, the Weta at some point may have needed wings to escape predators, but since this insect now has no common predator, it has no need for its wings.. this is also the reason why Weta have become so large (they’re large to begin with.. this one however is colossal.. lol!).

  • Anonymous

    What?  No “that’s what she said” jokes?

  • Cecelia

    Oh, my god!  Stop! He’s holding it!

    Please tell me that thing’s not real, so I can sleep tonight!

  • Anonymous

    Spiders are not insects; they’re arachnids.

  • Drew

    WANT! I’ll love him and cuddle him and name him George!

  • WetaWackyWeta

    I don’t think that person was saying a Spider was an insect.. I think more disturbing was the poor grammar.. the use of “then” instead of “than”.. lol.  ~_^

  • http://impossibledreamsmedia.com Chris Jones

    That is perhaps the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. Not only would I not hold it I would run the other way screaming.

  • Phhuuuu

    I think their evolution got a little bugged (pun may more may not be intended).

    Considering they’re endangered, it might be good for them to start learning to use them wings again.

  • Anonymous

    Fly?   It looks it has grasshopper/cricket legs, which would indicate jumping!
    As in jumping from its sinister lair right into your face.  The guy sez it’s an extremely endangered species…if you ask me, one of these is one too many

  • Anonymous

    Please can finally hang up this particular Simpson’s reference?  It’s so over done.

  • John Choate

    I’ve seen bigger cockroaches in Houston.

  • SouthernYankee

    Very interesting to see a hugh bug like that and people in Texas, USA  think everything is big there, LOL.  I do have to say I hate snakes, spiders, and bugs.  They all give me the willies.   None the less the bugger is hugh.  Thank god it is in your country.  We already have enough 2 legged human snakes here in the US.  LOL

  • WetaWackyWeta

    We’re to blame for that.. screwing up the environment.. it really had nothing to do with predatory actions.  It only takes a few changes in degree in climate to kill off entire species of plants, animals and insects.  Their body mass is far too great to be supported by wings.. they’d need to “shrink” to use “them wings”.. lol.  ^__^

  • WetaWackyWeta

    Hahahaha! @ “jumping from it’s sinister lair right into your face.”

  • matt

    Land lobster

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  • Michael

    Looks like we’ve got a hipster in our midst.

  • http://phatsonic.de b_i_d

    I would watch it and find it interesting. At first.

    But the moment it jumps in my direction I would pee, shit, barf and scream like a little girl at the same time.

  • Rex derWunderGott

    You’re all being taken for moron. 

    I’ve had this picture in my ‘saved images’ for well over a year. The first time I saw it was on a story in Discover blogs online. I also saw it on National Geographic online. BOTH times I saw this picture, and the story about it, were in 2010.

    This weta is NOT unusually sized – for a weta. Neither is it the biggest insect on the planet, but it does appear to be the biggest member of its’ family worldwide.

    The weta is no threat to humans at all, never has been

    Sometimes I despair of humans. This is one of those times.

  • shonangreg

    What would “metaphorically impossible” be?

  • Anonymous

    REX,

    You may right about this?  Everything you wrote I have memories of myself, particularly, the size.  Its a BIG bug, but, Weta’s are all BIG!

    As for your “despair” of humans, try Zoloft and/or Valium.  If that doesn’t work, a .38 special always does the trick.

    Purveyor

  • Genital Scorpion

    WOW YOU’RE SO COOL MAN CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO BE COOL LIKE YOU

  • James

    It might even grab your foot & pummel you by slamming YOUR body to the ground over & over again!! Much like in those old Tom & Jerry cartoons!! The one character grabs the foor of another, then picks him up – by the foot – that character straightens out flatas a board, & the one holding his foot slams him to the ground over & over & over again!

  • Chris

    Some one splooged in your eye. lol

  • Roacha Cocoracha

    He is right. My family here in houston are a decendent of roaches. My great grandma is the last roach that mated with a human and made offspring. I have to wear a hat to cover my antena. 

  • Ryantehuber

    except that when typing a comment, text, or im, people will often times be typing in the way that they talk. These people are typing comments, not writing a book ;)

  • Rayda1946

    We have potatoe bugs in California(around our pool)that make that bug look cute,and they are about the sanme size.

  • Rayda1946

    ever seen a potatoe bug?

  • Cheebooger

    why be afraid of a vegetarian, just pray it doesnt decide to become a carnivore :P

  • Anonymous

    Looks like just another OWS insect squatting and bumming a free meal

  • Mark Petersen

    It is not the largest of the species that has been found.  They are however great insects.  We get a lot of their smaller cousins around our house here in New Zealand.  The giant Weta is very spectacular and is endangered but here is a breading programme and pest free islands where they are being well looked after.

    Dispite their looking quite menacing Weta are very gentle bugs.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Wallen/1344715678 David Wallen

    don’t like it.

  • Asdf

    We? So you speak for all of “us” then? You can’t do anything about it, so why bother? I’m not sure why I’m bothering, come to think of it. Also, you’re a stupid shit-eating terrorist-cock-sucking fuck. Have a nice day.

  • http://exotikcar.com location voiture agadir

    this is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen

  • Kylawallis

    Wetas don’t fly, don’t know why it says ‘wingspan’. I’m from New Zealand :)

  • Doug Rodrigues

    Looks like a giant size grasshopper.  Not scary looking at all.  Kinda cute, in an ugly way.

  • Chrislind111

    Let’s hope he doesn’t go for the speedlings….just saying.

  • Bigyellowsuckerfish

    Not the largest, but I believe the heaviest.

  • Ze

    I don’t know what the author is talking about when they say “wingspan” given that you can’t see ANY indication of wings in the images and that most Weta are wingless.

  • Anonymous

    That bug should make a sex tape with one of the Hilton sisters

  • Alphaglider

    Tastes like chicken.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=838828755 Cj Williams

    I don’t see how that’s the largest bug in the world. A few years ago we had an infestation of giant green mantises in the northwest corner of Tulsa OK, and one hung out on my glass back door that was exactly that size, except its head wasn’t that big. It eventually flew away, but then we had hundreds of others that were almost the same size. At one point, about 12 of them were hanging on the door and infesting our tree a few feet away. Now, granted, that weta might be the heaviest bug at 3 mice. Clearly the flying mantises weren’t that heavy seeing as they could grasp to vertical glass and fly with 6-7 inch wingspans.

  • Anonymous

    Imagine the mess one of these would make of your windshield; if it didn’t go through it that is.

  • Golden Joe T

    the makers of starship troopers had a field day casting the new movie starring this fucker

  • Scragglethorpe

    Normally, I am a conservationist, but this little bugger has put me off my dinner. Break out the 2-4-D and let it rip! some species were meant to go extinct and this is one of them. Introduciing a few rats to the island would have the same effect. Or a few guys with hammers. Just kidding, folks. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/mikejeanmene Mike Jeanmenne

    Looks like we’ve got a 12 year old in our midst.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Y2SWEPKRGZGROU4EQRJW4HPZH4 Michael Claymore

    A classic can never be overdone – that’s what makes it a classic.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

    I, for one, do not welcome your new complains.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

    scary.

  • http://twitter.com/SE_Norred SE_Norred

    OH GOD IT’S LOOKING AT ME

  • Bbhsrbttnr

    Ewwww! Creepy!!! :(

  • http://twitter.com/LucineAura Alex LaMaster

    I think its cute :3

  • Woof

    It looks like we have a broccoli bacon dog cow in our midst.  

  • Poo

    eat it xD

  • Eowynn55

    Looks like Gorillas in the Mist, with  antennae and extra legs

  • Richmorriss

    No way! This classic will live long and prosper. And rightly so.

  • Articulategrunt

    Very cool.  To bad it is endangered.  How much do we actually know about them? 

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE bugs. I want it. 

  • Asheyf432

    wow people will find anything to bitch about SHUT UP

  • Anonymous

    Man, it’s just nomming the hell out of that carrot.

  • Maxx00x

    Its futurama not simpsons.

  • Phoenixking

    EW FUCKING GOD WTF!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Cerullo/100000712050672 John Cerullo

    Don’t show it to rush limbaugh.. he eats endangered species.

  • Siggon Kristov de Karav

    There needs to be more awareness of wetas and other forms of unnoticed wildlife

  • Neatpit

    Wonder what a swarm of these could do…

  • ann

    Kinda cute.  I don’t mind as long as it’s not spiders that are growing larger. 

  • Maggie_green_7365

    It’s odd that showing a bug sitting on his hand eating a carrot changes it from creepy to cute. I’m not sure what it is, but that is a cute insect.

  • Inu_addict

    my GAWD thats freaking scary-cool O.o

  • B-Rigg

    Relax, JC

  • Ladysith9000

    ROFLMAO! *snort*… “We’re all gonna die!”

  • NightHawkX321

    im not a fan of bugs…this is torture

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sullivan-Sean/100002589696728 Sullivan Sean

    mmm…bacon.

  • Dd

    hey fatty i got a movie for ya, a fridge to far…… theres no such thing as an over done simpson reference….unless it comes any new episodes…then yuck

  • birdpond

    She won’t fit in my cricket cage . . .

    :- (

  • Dr. Benson Quest

    GIANT Giant Weta Vs. 2 female mantis & 1 male mantis. Who would win?

  • Wbrambley

     Actually i have a flying Weta i a plastic container, my son found it getting into the car this morning. its a bit smaller than the giant pictured above but it does fly. having trouble finding info about it on the web tho so it must be somewhat rare.

  • Chooby

    Get your Pokeballs ready..

  • Bob

    Weta make some good stuff……this looks like one of them.
    Nice rubber……….

  • Shaun

     Hey whoa, he probably hated that reference before anyone else.  So let him smoke his cigarette, drink his coffee, and continue to bitch on his Mac :P

  • Anonymous

    I’d like to see Bear Grylls eat THAT thing!!!

  • http://villings.tumblr.com/ [A]

    I, for one, welcome your suggestion.

  • http://villings.tumblr.com/ [A]

    oh man this is a year old article!

  • http://villings.tumblr.com/ [A]

    I wonder why the guys are retweeting this article.. again.. a year later..

  • http://www.facebook.com/lamont.cranston.7547 Lamont Cranston

    From the Wikipedia, … “I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords”, was used by Kent Brockman in “Deep Space Homer”