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Uncategorized Monday, October 3rd 2011 at 12:17 pm

Religious TV Program Calls Pokémon “Oriental Demons,” Says Minecraft is Dangerously Addictive

In an installment of Watchmen Broadcasting’s flagship program Club36, a Georgia-based evangelical Christian program, recently uploaded to these great Internets, a middle-aged man says some surprising things about the well-loved video game Minecraft and popular franchise Pokémon.

In it, the man says that Pokémon are “all oriental demons.” He goes on to describe the evolution mechanic of the game, saying that the Pokémon become more demonic with each evolution until they are “totally demonic.” Concluding his discussion on the game, he says “the name [of the Pokémon] are actually names of demons.” Minecraft gets off a little easier. The gentleman on the show calls it “addictive,” though concedes that it is, “not necessarily occultic [sic], but certainly distracting.”

People are, of course, allowed to believe whatever they want in this free world we are privileged to live in. To their credit, the speakers on the show stress that parents should be careful about what video games they allow their kids to play — which is a fair concern that they’re entitled to. However, it is unfortunate that two great examples of kid-friendly entertainment are completely and summarily dismissed.

The portion of the video pertinent to video games concludes after 1:43, so stop there if you’re not interested in anything else. If you have thoughts on this, leave ‘em in the comments.

(via Seth Robinson)

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  • Joseph

    the sad part is that these poor hyper religious adults will follow this…

  • Ron Barron

    I just can’t help help but think, what is wrong with this man’s face?

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.hails Mike Pants

    My girlfriend grew up in a household like this. Jimi Hendrix? Not allowed in the house because someone on TV said he was good at guitar because he had sold his soul to Satan. So on and so forth.

  • Neko Burrito

    Its rather disturbing to realize that these people are actually listened to by like minded hyper Christians. Anyone who doesnt believe exactly as they do is an occultist. Wow. And since when did Smooochum become the name of a demon? Just saying. lol.

  • Anonymous

    Religious Nuts.  Can’t swing a dead cat by the tail for hitting them…

  • http://sdhardie.tumblr.com Sheila

    This is sadly not a new thing. Don’t you know ALL rock stars are satanic? Even the smurfs are satanic. And Barbie too!  The list is endless… (I feel sorry for these people.)

  • Jackbondnj16

    Away, demon Jigglypuff!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sornptar JBee Keller

    I always thought the Undertakers sidekick Paul Bearer was a Satanist for sure. I guess he converted. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/MrCassieBug Tom Roth

    Oh he’s just mad cause he was napping in front of a cave and someone played a flute and woke him up.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4URIGTQ7VMRHGMA4AX22WFOH2E DangerWoman

    This ultrafundementalist religous fanatic is saying bad things about those cute critters, Pokemon.

    I do NOT like it when a cruel grownup like him hurts these poor defenseless animals.

    And not only that, he is the bad man who sends innocent children and teenagers to those horrible mental hospitals that pretend to be schools!

    Beware of this bad man or he will have your children and teenagers locked up in the mental hospital without a fair trial or hearing and make them get a substandard education.

    And he is also a disabaphobe, parents, being that he still believes the lies that his parents told him about people with disabilities, especially the lie about people with disabilities  being sent to our world as punishment for the parents besetting sins and criminal vices.

    Please heed my warning, parents! This is a very bad man on the video.
    If you see the bad man, call the police immediately.

    DANGER WOMAN

  • Anonymous

    I actually thought this was a mask. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LDO6LIQBI2JQ4Q5MWLWBKGKSJY bensanity

    You know, he has a point about them evolving into more evil looking creatures…I think these are good people. They took in 28 kids and gave them coffee and hot chocolate and brought them back to the Lord!

  • Idealist 3985

    for all you know they said that so idiots like you would be more willing to believe this load of bullwhoever believes this are the uneducated cave dwellers of our society because if you actually look up thier names they are probably japanese words from way back in feudal times that define thier abilities or maybe THEY HAVE NO MEANING. And yes mindcraft is addictive i am a kid who plays both of these games but people don’t read the bible at home they learn about it from church and P.S.R. (parish school of religion) this is what they are meant for if your kids arent learnin it there your church is doing something wrong. It’s ok to bring a little religion into your home but ask them what they believe in and help them choose the religion that best suites their beliefs and DO NOT FORCE YOUR RELIGION UPON THEM. It just pushs them away from him. I know because i got sick of my parents doing it so i just stopped believing. I know a guy that religous and at the moment he is lossing his friends.

    Also this isn’t the dark ages don’t believe everything your parents tell you just because they had good grades! PROVE IT! think for yourselves. Interpret god’s words yourself, look things up, find the answers see who lies and who you can trust, see if this man knows what hes talking about or if he is off his rocker..

    sorry if there are a few typos i couldnt see the whole box there was an add in the way.If you think pokemon is demonic because of its name so what its not like they say that in the game or have a satin church in their games. FIND OUT THINGS FOR YOURSELF DONT TAKE THINGS TO HEART PROVE IT!!!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=618015271 Alexandra Marie

    He’s reached his final demonic evolution??

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497076194 Travis Pierson

    Oh, he’s definitely a perfectly normal, everyday religious person – representative of the many believers out here in flyover country. Thanks so much for posting this! (sarc off)

  • Raichu

    He’s melting…!  Must be the fires of hell softening up his waxy complexion.

    Seriously – don’t dipshits like this have something constructive they could be doing?  Feed the poor, etc.?

  • Raichu

    I fail to see how anyone could think Magicarp is demonic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=521383647 David Demic

    Sadly ironic that he keeps talking about how “addicted” these kids are… when his chin spells DIABETES in capital, neon letters.

  • Arguingagainstreality

    awesome, i love this kind of stuff. how much money does the TV show make out of it’s followers? If you can’t think for yourself then go live in field with the sheep.

  • Milton

    When I read the words ‘Watchman’ in a religious organisation it usually involves jehovah witnesses, not christians. While some might argue they’re the same, they certainly are fundementally supposed to be quite different. 

  • goltrumax

    a pecan tree…no wait, a pekin tree…. errr…. an oriental tree.

  • Comic Book Guy

    Man this guy sounds like a noob.

  • Anonymous

    Personally, I would not leave a child alone with this guy…just sayin’…

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.hails Mike Pants

    Maybe not, but Gyarados? C’mon, that thing is pure evil.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.hails Mike Pants

    Understanding satire fail.

  • These people are the one’s going to hell, this is what they worry about when there are children starving in third world counties.

  • IvanGrozny

    That’s the “Watchtower” FYI (ex-jay dub here)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Z4CJFSWSF6NJQ2QO56FEBHKHJM K

    Hahah dude, when you’re ripping on uber-religious folks, make sure you don’t taunt them for the parts of their arguments that ARE true.  Pokeman are demons?  I can totally see that.  They get more demonic with each evolution?  Totally see that too.   Not an awful argument.  You shouldn’t play Pokemon because that will encourage you to seek real demons in real life?  *That’s* nuts.  Focus on that.

    Also, anyone who doesn’t think minecraft is dangerously addictive has never truly played it.  No contest.  :-P

  • DaftWarhol

    trollololololololold

  • i hate club 36

    igglybuff—-jigglypuff—–wigglytuff
    there SOOO demonic

  • Guest

    I can understand the thing about minecraft being addicting, but how in the world can they say all Pokemon are demonic looking? They should at least research these things before they just criticize them. 

  • lowpoly

    Oh my, I am level 66, who wha who what does it meansss??