Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob SquarePants Reminds Us That Real Nature Has No Sense of Whimsy

If shattered illusions be something you wish...

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Oh, hey, you weren’t using that “childhood” thing you left lying around, right? Good, because Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob SquarePants just completely destroyed it. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because that’s nonsense, and everything is just a gross, carnivorous nightmare.

(via UPROXX, image via Animation Domination on YouTube)

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