We’re all familiar with Spencer’s Gifts-type gag gifts whose humor consists of no one possibly wanting them, but what if you could turn that very unwantedness to your advantage? Enter Seat Savers: Plastic-and-rubber simulated fake food spills in shapes like spilt coffee, melted ice cream, and crushed juice box, ensuring that that crowded café or library spot is still there for you when you get back.
If you’re interested, you can get ‘em from fake food vendor Jeremy’s Place for pricing and shipping information. (You’ll have to scroll down to page 8.) Below, a small sampling of their offerings: