geekosystem

You know how when you send your friend an instant message sometimes, he or she immediately signs off after receiving it? Or how when someone tries to open your locked bathroom stall, you freeze like a deer caught in headlights? Or how when you’re walking down the street and realize you’re going the wrong way, you pretend to pat your pockets and pretend you forgot something so you can turn around without alerting strangers that you were just really walking in the wrong direction? Or maybe how you make plans with your friends for the weekend, but secretly hope they fall through the night before? Well, this penguin knows your pain.

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1. No. 1 | We've All Done It

   

2. No. 2 | Oh Sorry My Bad

   

3. No. 3 | It's The Only Polite Thing To Do

   

4. No. 4 | Call Back At Midnight When No One Is There

   

5. No. 5 | Pee Fail

   

6. No. 6 | I'm Looking Through You

   

7. No. 7 | You Have To Believe Me

   

8. No. 8 | Pretend You Don't See Them

   

9. No. 9 | Pencil Homph

   

10. No. 10 | Chopstick Fear

    

11. No. 11 | There Is No Plunger

    

12. No. 12 | Conversation Fails

    

13. No. 13 | It Must Be Carefully Planned

    

14. No. 14 | But They Tag You Anyway

    

15. No. 15 | Fail At Not Staring

    

16. No. 16 | Wishful Thinking

    

17. No. 17 | Laughter Like Swords

    

18. No. 18 | Crotch-Smellingly Awkward

    

19. No. 19 | It Wasn't Food

    

20. No. 20 | Faux Text

    

21. No. 21 | Empty Hallway

    

22. No. 22 | Boyfriend Crushes Crush

    

23. No. 23 | HA HA HA HA

    

24. No. 24 | This Is Not Happening

    

25. No. 25 | Birthday Surprise

    

26. No. 26 | Fingershake

    

27. No. 27 | Make Them Up Anyway

    

28. No. 28 | Forgotten

    

29. No. 29 | Tell Yourself It Was A Coincidence

    

30. No. 30 | Totally Coincidental

    

31. No. 31 | The Saddest Sport

    

32. No. 32 | Thanks You Too

    

33. No. 33 | Story Misfire

    

34. No. 34 | Stand There Until The End Of Time

    

35. No. 35 | Hold On

    

36. No. 36 | It's The Thought That Counts

    

37. No. 37 | Hugpanic

    

38. No. 38 | Lie To Yourself

    

39. No. 39 | No I Meant Oh Wait

    

40. No. 40 | You're A Winner

    

41. No. 41 | Inside-Inside Joke

    

42. No. 42 | In Store

    

43. No. 43 | How Did That Get There

    

44. No. 44 | I'm A Pacer

    

45. No. 45 | Insist It Was Still Funny

    

46. No. 46 | Maintain Distance

    

47. No. 47 | Ex Match

    

48. No. 48 | Annexed Table

    

49. No. 49 | Moved The Same Way

    

50. No. 50 | Balances Out

    

51. No. 51 | Pray It's Coincidental

    

52. No. 52 | Tell Yourself You Need Time Alone

    

53. No. 53 | Do Not Attend By Default

    

54. No. 54 | Oh God No

    

55. No. 55 | Use Toilet Stall

    

56. No. 56 | Cellphone Party

    

57. No. 57 | Shame

    

58. No. 58 | Pee Silent

    

59. No. 59 | Awkwardly Paranoid

    

60. No. 60 | A Pizza-Style Pizza

    

61. No. 61 | And It's The Worst Porn

    

62. No. 62 | Gift Panic

    

63. No. 63 | Personally Responsible

    

64. No. 64 | Pretend To Text

    

65. No. 65 | Meta But Still Awkward

    

66. No. 66 | Hope It Was Done Alphabetically

    

67. No. 67 | Wall Dance

    

68. No. 68 | They Never Look

    

69. No. 69 | Shirt Shame

    

70. No. 70 | Leave The Window Open Just To Be Sure

    

71. No. 71 | Everyone Notices

    

72. No. 72 | How Slow Can This Get

    

73. No. 73 | What Could It Be

    

74. No. 74 | Speak English

    

75. No. 75 | Pants Spill

    

76. No. 76 | It's Trying to Speak

    

77. No. 77 | They Don't Work Here

    

78. No. 78 | Why Are They So Far

    

79. No. 79 | Turn Around

    

80. No. 80 | Unzipped

    

81. No. 81 | Your Door Is Horrible

    

82. No. 82 | Voicemail Relief

    

83. No. 83 | Do I Swing Them Or What

    

84. No. 84 | Hit Pockets

    

85. No. 85 | Awkward Bonus Conversation

    

86. No. 86 | Sorry Chair

    

87. No. 87 | Deception

    

88. No. 88 | Where Were You

    

89. No. 89 | Wave Intercept

    

90. No. 90 | Whisper

    

91. No. 91 | Jump

    

92. No. 92 | Awkward And High Strung Great Combo

    

93. No. 93 | Better Not Be Your Answer

    

94. No. 94 | Sweat

    

95. No. 95 | Ancient AIM Name

    

96. No. 96 | Teacher Favor

    

97. No. 97 | Who Are You

    

98. No. 98 | Barber Silence

    

99. No. 99 | Deer In Headlights In The Bathroom

    

100. No. 100 | Play To Lose

     

101. No. 101 | Non-Birthday

     

(all images drawn from Street Couch, Socially Awkward Penguin, Military Photos, NeoGAF, Meme Generator, FYeah Socially Awkward Penguin, Know Your Meme)