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Entertainment Thursday, December 19th 2013 at 12:39 pm

100% Spoiler-Free Review of [Movie Title Redacted to Avoid Spoilers]

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People on the Internet sure do hate spoilers. They even hate things that aren’t really spoilers. To try to make those people happy, here is a review of a movie we watched that is 100% free of any spoilers about the film including its title, cast, plot, setting, and crew. Enjoy!

[SPOILER] is a film starring [SPOILER], who you may remember from [SPOILER] when they played [SPOILER]. This time around though, they’re working with [SPOILER], who directed [SPOILER]. Do the two come together well? Let’s just say that [SPOILER].

The story takes place in [SPOILER] where [SPOILER] has to square off against [SPOILER] to [SPOILER] the [SPOILER] from [SPOILER]. [SPOILER] steps in to [SPOILER], but not before [SPOILER] can [SPOILER] the [SPOILER].

As for the supporting cast, [SPOILER] and [SPOILER] are a fun choice as [SPOILER] and [SPOILER]. In one particularly touching scene they [SPOILER] on their way to [SPOILER] to stop the [SPOILER] from [SPOILER]. That seems to work out just fine, but then [SPOILER] [BIG SPOILER] [SPOILER] [MADE UP SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SUPER MEGA SPOILER LIKE TOTALLY FOR REAL YOU GUYS] [SPOILER] [SPOILER] [LITTLE SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SPOILER BE ALL LIKE WHAT?!] [SPOILER] [SPOILER] [ADORABLE SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SPOILED SPOILER] [SPOILER] [MAGIC SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SPOILER].

At times, the film can [SPOILER] for a little too long, but it usually pays off with [SPOILER]. It manages to [SPOILER] without being too [SPOILER], and it [SPOILER] a nice balance. It reminds us a little bit tonally of [SPOILER], but that’s easy to overlook if you get caught up in the [SPOILER]. On the surface, it’s more reminiscent of [SPOILER], but that’s probably because [SPOILER] worked as [SPOILER] on both movies.

It’s a perfect movie for when you [SPOILER], and we think [SPOILER] will really enjoy it. If you’re more of a [SPOILER], then it might not be the movie for you since obviously [SPOILER] is [SPOILER] all over the place.

We give it [SPOILER] out of 10 spoil-points.

(via [SPOILER], image via [SPOILER])

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