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Uncategorized Wednesday, February 9th 2011 at 4:58 pm

Two Roads To Courage: A Suitcase Filled with Brass Knuckles and Whisky

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A gentleman by the name of Tyler Riewer is fortunate to have the best friends on the planet. As a birthday gift, they created a custom suitcse fitted to hold a set of brass knuckles and a bottle of Bulleit Bourbon. The custom case features the words “Life is a daring adventure, or nothing,” on the exterior along with the phrase “sack up.” Inside, presumably an indicator that the contents are meant to prepare one for said adventure is the legend, “two roads to courage.”

Frankly, I am in awe. Not only because of the choice of bourbon — harsh stuff, but good stuff — but the sheer precision and low-brow class of the entire affair. Sadly, this is not the kind of gift that can be bought. If you could buy it at a store, it just wouldn’t be the same. Congratulations to you, Mr. Riewer.

(Images and story via Laughing Squid, Tyler Riewer)

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  • THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

    THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

  • THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

    THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

  • curious person

    where can I get this??

  • Winslynn

    Ignorant white trash birthday gift.

  • Hodidly

    can I white trash on your face?

  • Hodidly

    can I white trash on your face?

  • Winslynn

    What’s wrong?Are you deeply wounded by my comment?Why don’t you go drink a bottle of that wiskey and do some meth or pain pills like all good white trash people.

  • Dl2220

    You know what would be funny, If the person who got this gift wasn’t even white. Would kind of backfire your first statement good sir. For your second one about the pills, Can’t say i’ve ever had the urge to suddenly drink some whiskey and pop a few of those back.

  • A Guy

    Hey man. It’s a funny birthday gift. how about instead of being mean, you cool your internet flame and keep that kind of thing to yourself. It’s not needed.

  • Claefuswilson

    Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

  • Asdf

    This is an excellent and classy gift in my opinion. A lot of thought and effort goes into something like this. I can only hope some day to receive something that is obviously meaningful on a personal level.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T3PMN74QFQ4OM5CNGR444QGYC4 Roelh

    Better to be white trash then black shit

  • Winslynn

    This is no troll,I mean that anyone who gives or receives such a “gift” is a low class hillbilly.Brass knuckles and whiskey are representative of the convict class of losers.

  • Winslynn

    This is no troll,I mean that anyone who gives or receives such a “gift” is a low class hillbilly.Brass knuckles and whiskey are representative of the convict class of losers.

  • Anon

    @6d3225a8523ace50c7aaa5f226b49aa3:disqus, whiskey is representative of the convict class of losers?! Hah, never go full blown retard man. That’s one of the most ignorant things I’ve ever read. Just because you threw up jack on your prom date and didn’t get laid, doesn’t make whiskey a symbol of inbreeding.

  • Sox_34_rule

    people. Just because someone like Winslynn are ignorant with anger in their hearts doesnt mean you have to be sucked into it. It’s a clever funny and thoughtful gift no matter whether the guy who recieved it was black white blue yellow or green I don’t know why this sad guy is even getting responses. just say “hey man.. choose love”

  • Sox_34_rule

    people. Just because someone like Winslynn are ignorant with anger in their hearts doesnt mean you have to be sucked into it. It’s a clever funny and thoughtful gift no matter whether the guy who recieved it was black white blue yellow or green I don’t know why this sad guy is even getting responses. just say “hey man.. choose love”

  • SB

    Unless it’s a monocle, this is as high brow as it gets. If it were Malt Liquor and a pair of overalls, maybe you’d have a valid point. But Whiskey and fine instruments – not necessarily weapons, but just a handsome antique – but also a really badass weapon, makes a classy gift.

  • justone

    awwwwww
    Winslynn is miserable. :-(

  • justone

    awwwwww
    Winslynn is miserable. :-(

  • Matty R

    Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.

  • Marcel Hartmann

    You don’t know whether he/she is black, you idiot. Oh, and by the way, it is THAN, not THEN.

  • http://www.fajascolombianas1.com fajas colombianas

    No other better way to release stress and anger.

  • Weez

    I think it’s a very manly gift. Sure beats a trip to the spa, right fellas? I would love to get this as a gift. If I have to be white trash to get it, so be it. I’d rather be white trash than a pretentious jack*ss. I think the problem with winslynn is that he/she would rather spend a day at the spa with his/her metrosexual buddies. Enjoy your day at the spa, I’ll be busy enjoying my whiskey and admiring my brass knuckles. Which, by the way, came in a custom suitcase. How’s that for a thoughtful gift?

  • Aera

    I agree. We all need to be a little less ignorant towards the needs of the underclass white citizen. How horrible of people to stereotype, it really shows their lack of respect and competence, does it not?

    Thanks for enlightening this site with your words of wisdom. I’m not sure the rest of us uneducated hill-folk would have done it without you, you dumb cunt.

  • http://profiles.google.com/carboncow robert feller

    white trash neither drink good whisky nor would buy brass knuckles…punt!

    Beer and an open hand or rusty gun are indicative or low class trash of either color of the low class.

  • Winslynnisafaggot

    I think winslynn is the stereotypical pseudo-intellectual looking down on people.

    GOOD JOB FOR EVOLVING DUDE BRO YOU WIN

  • whid

    i can think of lots of better ways

  • Matnval47

    lol. winslynn has a point. git-er dun!

  • Winslynn

     

    Rodney King
    Quotes

    Can we all get
    along? Rodney
    King

  • Anonymous

     tinyurl.com/297sxrk

  • Agirl

     That is BOURBON and it is delicious, toolbag.

  • http://twitter.com/zigazagazig Ziggy Folkmanis

    It doesn’t matter what kind of trash – there is something very vulgar and unpleasant about this “gift” and also about the people commenting on it here. There is sonething very ugly and unpleasant about american mentality in general.

  • Winslynn

    As I said,”A vulgar gift befitting of low class trash”.Americans are very stupid,this nation of mongrel people will pass off the scene in an orgy of violence within the near future. 

  • Anonymous

     vipshopper.us

  • Judge

    You probably won’t like my three wolves shirt. Its sweetness can’t be measured. And just so you know….M from MI6 likes bourbon. She’s cool like that. And that merlot you like? It just means you can’t handle a cabernet.

  • thelearned

    i think i see an ignorant christian trying to push his moral and mental retardation on more civilized folks.
    shouldnt you be in church right about now, winslynn?

  • Xstoneseriousx

     Excellent choice o bourbon. Your friends know their stuff.

  • Anonymous

     vipshopper.us

  • Anonymous

     vipshopper.us

  • sir

    This is clearly just totally awesome.  Probably meant at least somewhat humorously.  It is great and I think a classy gift for anyone.  Also, drinking has been correlated positively with intelligence and higher social status.  So, you, good sir, are likely to be the white trash. :-).

  • guest

    more shit talking! more shit talking!

  • umm duh…

    lol the box is much to nice for white trash you idiot

  • Fuck

    fuck you

  • Fuck

    seriously man, fuck you

  • HerpDerp

    TROLLCEPTION

  • http://www.facebook.com/chriswaggoner Chris Waggoner

    looks like one road to me.

  • Pulse4891

    If this hasn’t already been established with all the white trash comments.

    FIGHT or FLIGHT

    Basic human instinct

  • Humasd musshan

    what’s wrong with your racist comment winslynn  shut up 

  • Cmallon2

    Down with his face!

  • deckard

    Dude, 8 months later and your comment still makes you look like an ignorant dumb ass.

  • Elijya

    If you want to buy one, the manly thing to do is to make one yourself. It’s not available for sale, but it shouldn’t be. This is a thing too great to be bought for $49.95 at a Spencer’s Gifts. Find an old suitcase at good will, salvation army, craigslist or ebay, then it’s just some felt, nails, wood slats, staples and glue (one trip to the hardware store) and the artifacts of your choice. Make it your own way, doesn’t need to be an exact replica. You can have this done in an evening.

  • Blake

    You are seriously generalizing “white trash” and quite frankly making yourself look stupid. This birthday gift says nothing but class and thoughtfulness. White trashing your face was hilarious 

  • winslynn

    If you couldn’t tell, Hodidly, I’m an intolerant cunt.

  • nnylsniW

    are you white trash? because it sound like you have deep-seated emotional issues against good white trash people.

  • Westfork59801

    I think Winslynn may have issues.Not to mention being a racist.

  • Helper

    Whisky or whiskey but never wiskey.

  • FYou

    troll

  • Obliviondancer

    I want brass knuckles, it combines the grace of using a weapon with the ecstasy of punching a bitch in the face.

  • R007B33R

     And you being an ignorant fuck by calling this a white trash birthday gift can automatically assume that someone who talks shit to you does meth? Fuck you and the horse you came in on. 

  • Winslynn is a cunt

    it’s bourbon you ignorant fuck. it’s for gentlemen, not white trash.

  • Bonermachine

    I don’t think you know what the word ignorant means………

  • SirGuest

     It’s an awesome product nonetheless, if you can appreciate it. But saying it’s a white trash birthday gift if you can’t, equals me telling you to pull your pants up and go back to drinking Kool-Aid. Doesn’t make much sense, just saying..

  • YaiBet

    You mad.

  • Jared Lewis51

     It’s Bourbon actually, try reading sometime.Your pathetic attempt at trolling is funny on the other hand….Unless you really are that moronic?

  • Brycyclecrash

    Fighting and being drunk aint white trash.  Calling names from across the street is.  Come on over for a shot, you non-white trasher.

  • Joseph_pittman3

    I want one

  • http://twitter.com/GeX_09 GeX

    Winslynn you didnt answer his question.

  • Wisbenoit

    It’s a symbolic and meaningful message. “Life is a daring adventure, or nothing,” You can either knuck’ up and engage life headstrong and head-on or otherwise submit yourself to this alternative, drowning yourself in your melancholy. More often than not these are your only two options in life.

  • Nodice

    Sounds like someone drinks strawberry daquiris

  • Slavabogy

    where i can order this ?

  • http://twitter.com/ZombiePrepNet Zombie Prep Network

    My friends don’t give me Jack!

  • Josh

    I need this, why are the people who built this not selling them….I know 20 firefights that want to buy it right now either for themselves and / or others!

  • Josh

    Oh and buy the way only an ignorant, sad lonely person could turn a cool homemade gift for a friend into some sort of racial or class debate….it’s sad and you just come off sounding like a fool.