Kill Time In The SDCC Waiting Room By Watching Two Tortoises Bang [VIDEO]
We know you're probably stuck in the San Diego Comic-Con badge registration waiting room with the rest of us. Sure, you could do something productive with your time, but that sounds awful. Instead, why not watch (and listen, the noises are gold) to this NSFW-ish video of two tortoises having sex?Read on...
Aww, They Think They’re People: Male Bats Perform Oral Sex on Females
Earlier today, we brought you news of a sea lion that dances along to Backstreet Boys. This evening brings more news of animals partaking in an activity once thought to be the sole dominion of enlightened animals like us humans: Oral sex. Analysis of a colony of flying foxes in India found that males of the species perform oral sex on females. Yup, you read that right.Read on...
Unrepentant Florida Donkey Diddler Accepts Plea Deal, Will Continue To Fight For His Right To Donkey SexLast week, we brought you the latest developments in the case of Carlos Romero, a Florida farmhand allegedly caught in a sexually compromising position with a miniature donkey named Doodle. It would appear that the judge in the case, Steven Rogers, did not grant the argument made by Romero's lawyers that laws on the books in Florida prohibiting sexual contact with animals violated the U.S. Constitution, a fact which is to Florida's credit. Today, we bring you news that should bring some kind of merciful closure to this sordid affair -- but probably won't -- as Romero has accepted a plea bargain.Read on...