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If you are getting a little sick of your tastefully designed pastel blue shower curtain with the clear liner that doesn't have enough magnets in the bottom to keep it attached to the tub, and you really dig Portal, you should probably head on over to ThinkGeek and get yourself the above Aperture Laboratories branded shower curtain. If you are willing to drop $19.99, you can show your bathroom how much you love Portal, as well as obtain what is probably the only shower curtain in existence with a footnote, which lets you know that your brand new shower curtain contains less than 1% mercury.

So, this game called Portal 2 released a handful of days ago. It's supposedly a sequel to a game about baking, or something. In the game, it turns out, there's some company named after an Apple photography program that have laboratories the player traverses. Throughout these labs, highly informative posters are plastered onto the walls that offer helpful suggestions to the player. I've made a collection of these helpful tips after the break, as they will surely enrich our daily lives.