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This amiable Lebowski-esque guy is going to show you how he catches a kangaroo with his good ol' shopping bag. So hit the break and watch his video, man. The Dude abides.

Watch, in 1,000 glorious frames per second, as this bald man throws a needle through a pane of glass. You can even skip to halfway through the video, if you are impatient, young Grasshopper. Now, I can accept that Shaolin Monks are real, but seeing one throw a sewing needle through a pane of glass has completely altered my understanding of reality. I'm expecting by this time next week to see people shooting ki-balls in the street, and deadly monks stalking the average person like their shadow -- and no less silently! (via neatorama)