Sex Squad, Starring “Captain Condom” and “Wonder Vag”: Yes, This is a Real, Publicly Funded Game (NSFW)

If Sex Squad was just another Newgrounds.com game, what with its endless sexual puns and Flash graphics and the presence of a protagonist who is actually named “Wonder Vag,” it’d hardly be worth mention, and might be cause for mild embarrassment.

But here’s the thing: it’s actually a (Canadian) government issue game, backed by the Middlesex-London Health Unit in Ontario, the purpose of which is to educate young adults and teens about sexually transmitted infections. Sex Squad does this, of course, by having a steroidal wrestler with penises for hands shoot shark-shaped sperm at the player as they answer true/false questions: