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  1. Gaming

    Everyone Wins In Super Mario Remade With Nine Cats

    Lucky YouTuber 9 cats has, as the name suggests, nine cats. But does he keep that plethora of kitties to himself? No, he uses them for the good of humanity and graces the world with videos like this. Sadly, no fireballs here. Only adorable furballs. Nine of them.

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  2. Weird

    Lenny the Gassy Cat Shows That Home Is Where the Fart Is

    The story of Lenny the cat has a happy ending, unlike his explosive digestive tract: the smelly cat has finally found a forever home after being abandoned in a park, one failed adoption, and numerous alleged feline farts.

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  3. Weird

    Pre-Raphaelite Painters Used Ground up Humans and Cats to Make “Mummy Brown”

    If you're a fan of paintings from the 1800s through the 1960s, you've probably admired a highly-prized shade of paint called "Mummy Brown." Why the macabre name, you ask? Oh, no reason, just the ancient cat and human corpses used in its composition. Guys, now I'm worried...what's in my Bitches Brew nail polish? What?

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  4. Weird

    Here’s A Cat Video That Adequately Expresses How I Feel About The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer

    So the trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out, and - though our own Dan Van Winkle is cautiously optimistic - I just can't get behind it. How can you take mutant turtles that seriously? And Megan Fox as April O'Neil? I feel like Michael Bay is the husky in this video, like "Love me!" and I'm the cat, having none of it.

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  5. Weird

    Here, Have a Cat Playing Ping Pong Because Today Is Awful [Video]

    You know those days where you wake up and everything is already going wrong? On those days, we like to look exclusively at cat videos and pretend the rest of the internet doesn't exist. Man of Steel 2 casting news? Don't care. Did a Google glass wearer get picked on again? Whatever, bro. Cats 100% of the time for the rest of ever, please.

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  6. Weird

    I Have Seen Satan and He Lives in This “FurReal Friends Happy to See Me Pets My Bouncin’ Kitty Pet” Toy

    "And the beast which I saw was like unto a kitten, and his feet were teensy little fluffy nubbins: and they worshipped the kitten, saying, Who is like unto this adorable kitten? Who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies, and also little tiny mews."

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  7. Weird

    Giant Cat Gives Man A Ride To Work In Exciting Japanese Gum Ad

    I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I'm buying what Lotte Fit gum is selling. Is the man miniature or the cat enormous? What kind of permit does one need to ride a giant cat down an electrical wire? And most importantly, where can I find this in North America?

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  8. Science

    Egyptian Cats Domesticated 2,000 Years Earlier Than We Thought, According To These Kitten Bones

    Dead kittens are usually the punchline to a very tired and overly-done kind of joke on the Internet, but to scientists who've been surveying a cemetery in Hierakonpolis, Egypt, they're a very important archeological discovery that may help us pin down when exactly the human species first began to domesticate cats.

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  9. Weird

    The Need For Speed Trailer Is Way Better With Cats and RC Cars

    The new Need for Speed with Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul is getting pretty dismal reviews (quelle suprise), so The Pet Collective decided to improve it - how else? - with cats! And not only did they replace all the actors with kitties, but they also put the cats in tiny remote-controlled cars. It's Knead for Speed, and it's purr-fect.

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  10. Science

    Cat Parasite Toxoplasma Now Infecting Pandas

    Insidious parasite Toxoplasma, famous for thriving in cat guts and causing psychotic behavior in its hosts, has claimed its first known panda victim. Toxoplasma transfers to humans too, but who wants to live in a world where all the adorable animals are dead?

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  11. Entertainment

    Sisyphus of Cats Doomed To Never-Ending Cycle of Torment [Video]

    "I leave Sisypuss at the foot of the treadmill! One always finds one's burden again. But Sisypuss teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods.This universe henceforth without an owner seems to him neither sterile nor futile. The struggle itself toward the food is enough to fill a cat's heart. One must imagine Sisypuss happy."

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  12. Entertainment

    But What If We Replaced Jurassic Park’s Velociraptors With Cats?

    Jurassic Park is a great movie, but it's not without its problems. One of those problems, of course, is a lack of cats. Don't worry, the Internet is here to fix that oversight, and now you can see just how terrifying it would be to get stalked by a giant cat. You'd better work on your hacking skills to get those door locks working.

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  13. Entertainment

    In Tribute to Harold Ramis, Here’s Ghostbusters Reenacted With Kittens

    Thanks to the adorable reenactments from The Pet Collective, the Internet can now pay tribute to a fallen hero pretty much the only way the Internet knows how: with cats. Harold Ramis will be sorely missed, but Ghostbusters (and now its adorable kitten version) will live on forever.

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  14. Science

    Scientists Link Cat Bites To Depression In Women, Somehow

    Cat people say that kitties are great for your mental health - but science begs to differ. A new study published in PLOS ONE shows that, of the 1.3 million patient files studied over 10 years, 41% of people who had once hit up a hospital for a cat bite later returned to be treated for depression. Oh, and the researchers don't know why.

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  15. Weird

    NPR Explains How Cats Predict The Weather

    NPR exceeded all of our expectations for a National Public anything this week when they uncovered an ancient tome originally commissioned by the US Government that explains how cats predict the weather. Small talk with strangers is about to get a billion times more interesting.

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