1. Mediaite
  2. Gossip Cop
  3. Geekosystem
  4. Styleite
  5. SportsGrid
  6. The Mary Sue
  7. The Jane Dough

Cthulhu

This Dude Likes Shoving Poisonous Snakes Up His Nose, Apparently [Video]

Wanna see something really cool? So do I. Here’s a video of 53-year-old Liu Fei shoving poisonous snakes up his nose and looking kind of like Cthulhu. That’s close enough, right?

Read on...

Cthulhu Ski Mask

Lux MentisIan J. Kahn received this most eldritch piece of knitwear as a gift from his mother. Not just an awesome idea, but it looks pretty warm too!

(via Boing Boing)

Geekolinks: 12/18

$6,800 Speaker Cables Form Link to Elder Gods

If you’re looking for humorous Amazon reviews, the best place to start is on the pages of high-end audio cables, like those pictured above, which cost $850 a foot (marked down from more than $1k a foot). The pages of such items are regularly trolled by commenters leaving tiny works of satire aimed at the rich, the foolish, and the snooty audiophile.

But hidden among the usual troll comment fare on the page for AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cables is one work in a different genre:

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long… I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

Read on...

Geekolinks: 10/17

Minecraft for Free All Weekend

Do you have something that you have to get done? Anything? Then stop reading right now. Go on. Scroll down. There’s a funny Cthulhu video down there. Just leave this post alone. Go on, get.

Okay. If you’re still here, we are now absolved of all responsibility for telling you that Notch, the developer of Minecraft, the latest incredibly addictive game sweeping the internets, is offering the game free until he gets some new servers set up, probably on Monday.

Read on...

At the Mountains of Freshness: Great Old Spice

When tales fly thick in the grottoes of tritons, and conches in seaweed cities blow wild tunes learned from the Elder Ones, then great eager vapours flock to heaven laden with carnation, citrus, and cedar.

And Great Cthulhu emerges from the shower.

Read on...

Fail Whale: Cthulhu Edition

Yup, that sounds about right.

Click to see Robert Cadena’s Cthulhu/Twitter homage fully sized.

(via Super Punch)

Read on...
Abrams Media Network click here for advertising opportunities

© 2012 Geekosystem, LLC | About Us | Advertise | Self-Serve Advertising | Newsletter | Jobs | Privacy | User Agreement | Disclaimer | Power Grid FAQ | Contact | Archives | RSS RSS
Dan Abrams, Founder | Power Grid by Sound Strategies | Hosting by Datagram