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It looks like someone tore a baby apart and wrapped it around an assault rifle. The blood bag could mean it is still alive. The leash could mean it tried to escape. We have so many questions, but no one seems to have the answers.

The folks over at Wizards of the Coast sure do know how to make a disturbing card for Magic: The Gathering. Here at Geekosystem, we hiked up our pants, suppressed our gag reflexes, and compiled a list of truly horrifying examples of card art. These 18 cards are sure to give you nightmares!

We don't really know what to say about this YouTube video, other than that we are now deeply terrified of koalas. It's like when we found out that when rabbits really, really don't like something, they scream like foul demons from the deepest pit of Baator. Or when we read that cougars don't roar, but they do scream, and then made the mistake of tracking down an internet recording of a sound that reached right down into our hindbrain and yanked on the part that reminds us that we are a soft monkey without teeth or claws whose only defense mechanism is to run. Right. Now.