Ok, we're usually a little lukewarm at best on conspicuous consumption and idiotically gaudy displays of wealth, and Indian businessman Datta Phuge's solid gold shirt is definitely both of those things
. Here's the thing, though -- this is kinda working for us?
It's so stupid and so gaudy that it raises each to a sort of art form. We're into it. Or maybe it's just the moustache. Or the matching bracers made out of the leftover gold. Oh, you haven't seen those? Keep reading for the full glory of this getup.