Felton Report

Man Releases Annual Report on His Every Activity in 2009

by Robert Quigley | 10:50 am, January 26th

No, that’s not an Onion headline; that’s just Nicholas Felton. Since 2005, he has released a graphic-heavy annual report on every minute event of his life. This year’s report, which he just released yesterday, includes the number of movies he’s discussed (thirty), his month with the most “moments” (October), and the twelve types of cheese he’s consumed (aged NZ cheddar, brie, burrata, chavrie, cheddar, goat, gorgonzola, gruyere, mozzarella, paneer, ricotta, and Spanish).

It would all be a little scarily obsessive (and still is!) if it weren’t so visually striking. Some of his stats and diagrams after the jump:

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