1. Science

    Party Poopers Say Saturated Fat Is Still Unhealthy, We Need to Stop Eating “Like Grandmas”

    Recently we wrote about a new analysis that exonerated delicious foods everywhere by discovering no link between saturated fat and heart health. But those findings are being scrutinized by nutritionists and researchers who say the study is "shoddy" and "dangerous"--so you might want to hold off on that bacon doughnut brunch.

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  2. Science

    Study Proves 5 Second Rule is Scientifically Accurate

    My fellow hungry klutzes, today is the day we are validated. A recent study from Aston University in England has delved deeper than ever before into the science behind the "five second rule", proving that picking your food up during the fabled grace period is in fact an effective way of avoiding contamination.

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  3. Weird

    Baby Poop Might Help Make Sausage Healthier, Tastier, and Way Grosser

    Baby poop is being used by scientists to improve sausage. Thankfully, it's not an ingredient, but they did study a bunch of dirty diapers to sample and culture bacteria, and that bacteria could make sausages not only tastier, but healthier. You know, if you can get over the idea of poop-sausage and actually eat it.

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  4. Entertainment

    Kraft Brings Out Vanilla Ice to Shill New Ninja Turtle Shaped Mac & Cheese

    Kraft has some new Ninja Turtle-shaped macaroni & cheese. To sell it they've cast Vanilla Ice as a grocery store stock boy (Which might be his actual job right now. We're not sure what he's up to.)  to try to cash in on the nostalgia of his Ninja Turtles II anthem "Go Ninja, Go." Enjoy?

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  5. Weird

    OREO Sent Us Their New Cookie Flavors, but No Milk

    OREO is expanding their flavors with two new faces: "Marshmallow Crispy" and "Cookie Dough." The cookies hit shelves in February, but we got some sample boxes (that are gone now) from OREO, and you can too! We'll tell you how, because we know everyone digs cookies.

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  6. Science

    TEDEd Explains How Your Brain Is A Slave To Sugar Cravings [Video]

    It's virtually impossible for most people to turn down a cookie piece of candy. You know, unless you were both without a "sweet tooth," of course, in which case we're all very jealous and would like to know how you are able to resist. But what do we mean when we talk about "sweet tooths" in the first place? Let Nicole Avena of TEDEd explain.

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  7. Weird

    Burritos Come from Vending Machines Now, What Future Is This?

    Tired of waiting for a human to assemble your burrito like you live in the freaking 1700s? That's a thing of the past—at least it is near one gas station in California, because the Burrito Box, a box that's filled with burritos, is now a thing. Yay?

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  8. Weird

    Wait. That Disgusting “Christmas Tinner” Meal-in-a-Can Was Real!?

    A few weeks ago we told you about the Christmas Tinner, a nine-layered canned food product we thought was a hoax for the pure absurdity of it. Over the weekend we got an email tip from YouTuber Steviejacko who claims to have tried it, and he sent us his video review.

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  9. Weird

    The Sriracha Situation Gets Worse, Company Stops Shipments Because of New Regulations

    Sriracha maker Huy Fong Foods just can't catch a break. First they're ordered to halt production for bothering neighbors with irritating aromas, and now as California enforces stricter health laws, they can't even ship the Sriracha they have on hand until at least mid-January. It might be time to start panicking.

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  10. Entertainment

    Someone’s Making All The “Burgers Of The Day” From Bob’s Burgers Because The World Is A Beautiful Place

    You know the hilariously dorky puns that show up on the specials board in Bob's Burgers? Don't they always sound kind of... delicious? (Yes, even the Foot Feta-ish burger). Some cooking bloggers certainly thought so, and they've decided to transform every dumb play on words into its own amazing burger recipe.

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  11. Science

    Which Is Better, Fresh or Frozen Food? Let’s Ask Science [Video]

    Fresh food is obviously better for you, right? Not necessarily, if you're looking primarily at nutrition value and you're getting your food from a mass produced source. AsapSCIENCE explains the science of how that's possible in this awesome video, which has us thinking twice about where we shop for our veggies.

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  12. Weird

    World Sriracha Supply in Danger Just Because the Factory Basically Maces Local Residents

    Sriracha is a delicious spicy chili sauce that hipsters (and geek bloggers) love, and its supply could be in peril. The reason is that the city of Irwindale, California where the sauce is made is suing Sriracha maker Huy Fong Foods for essentially macing local residents with wafting chili air.

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  13. Entertainment

    Kitchen Overlord Makes Potatoes Anna With a Wonder Woman Twist

    We might not be getting a Wonder Woman movie any time soon, unfortunately, but with a couple of winter vegetables and a whole lot of butter, we can all make our very own Wonder Woman potato dish to serve at the premiere party some day. Kitchen Overlord Chris-Rachael Oseland makes it look really easy with her latest recipe. Take that, WB execs!

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  14. Weird

    Porn Sex vs. Real Sex as Explained With Highly Entertaining Food Imagery [Video]

    I think we're all pretty clear on the whole porn-is-not-an-accurate-depiction-of-sex thing. But have you wondered what the facts and figures are for the differences? And desperately wanted to see those statistics explained via some intriguing images of food, which is only occasionally abused? Yeah, me neither, but it turns out the result is pretty great.

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  15. Entertainment

    Learn How to Make Agent Coulson Coleslaw With Agent Coulson Himself [Video]

    Clark Gregg is possibly the most adorable member of the Avengers cast -- and that's saying a lot considering how attractive all the people in that movie are. Don't believe us? Check out how funny he is in this episode of Cinema & Spice, a cutesy Yahoo Shine-sponsored show that focuses on healthy movie-inspired recipes. Hosts Julianna and Natasha teach him how to make mayonnaise-free coleslaw to put in their own shawarma sandwiches, and he makes a lot of Marvel-related puns and dorky faces while simultaneously promoting his new show, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. In other news, I want to be his best friend.

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