1. Entertainment

    Woo Your Nerdy Valentine By Comparing Yourself To Gollum, Because That’ll Work

    Listen, we know that Gollum is a disgusting and desperate creature whose only redeeming quality is the fact that he knows how disgusting and desperate he is. But just look at his little bow tie in this Valentine's Day Card! Awww, I can't stay mad at you, little buddy!

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    Physics Lets Us Know How Many Fish Gollum Needs to Live, We Now Sleep Easier at Night

    One of the great pastimes of geekdom is adding some degree of factual feasibility to works of fantasy in all its forms. With the release of The Hobbit this Friday, audiences everywhere will be reunited with a much younger, more energetic Gollum than the one they've come to know in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. But a haunting question that fans have tried to wrap their heads around for years is how has Gollum managed to be so long lived in spite of the fact he dwelled within the perpetual darkness of the Misty Mountains, dining purely on fish. Using assumptions on Hobbit physiology and his working knowledge of Gollum's subterranean home, Rhett Allain -- an associate professor of physics at the Southeastern Louisiana University -- has crunched the numbers and deduced how many fish the little guy needs to eat to function. The number may shock you -- if you actually care about this sort of thing, of course.

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    Mythbuster Adam Savage Sings “I Will Survive”… As Gollum [Video]

    Sometimes things just come together perfectly, and it's like an episode of Blue's Clues gone absolutely, perfectly right. Well, let's see, Blue, do you want to put the Adam Savage on top of the Gollum then make both listen to "I will survive? Choir of children: "Noooooo!" Well, should we have Gollum and Adam Savage fight while "I Will Surive" plays in the background? Choir of children: "Noooooo but that would be awesoooome!" Should we have Adam Savage sing "I will Survive" in the voice of Gollum to a crowded room? Choir of children: "Yeeeeees!" Good, because that's just what happened:

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