Finally: the terrifying steampunk future portrayed in Hello Kitty Online makes sense. While the Hello Kitty Chainsaw is puzzlingly unavailable on Sanrio’s website, and may in fact be entirely made up by the Internet, we are kind of digging the sparkly bronze-studded chain and the cursive “I love you” on the blade. Aww.

At 12:00 AM or thenabouts, Star Trek Online went live, thus fusing two of the greatest geeky obsessions: Star Trek and MMORPGs. Given the peanut butter-meets-chocolate convergence between Star Trek and MMOs, it’s surprising that STO took as long to beam down as it did. In this latest Power Grid, we take a look at some of the unlikeliest MMORPGs that either exist or are slated to be released later this year: