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Some of us just aren't blessed with beautiful, flowing facial hair; this is just a simple fact. Many of us are getting tired of being mocked and ridiculed by lumberjacks and dwarves for our lack of beards, but, Etsy user armsandink has devised a brilliant solution to fortify our manhood: The Can Beard Cozy!

Canadian paint company CIL Paints has renamed 27 of their paint chip names to be geared toward men in an attempt to get men to be more excited about painting projects, a notion at which Tim Taylor would grunt. Dubbed "Ultimate Man Caves," the paint colors now boast names that CIL Paints feels would make men want to paint things, and how could we not, now that we can paint the color "Dirty Socks" instead of "Lexington Park?" Though, aren't all men's rooms filled with dirty socks to begin with, CIL Paints?