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Break out the champagne and light it on fire! The moment we've all been waiting for is finally here! We all waited with bated breath as the Pyromania clock ticked down to  zero. We cursed in agony as Valve's servers buckled under the weight of more than 90,000 players trying to access the video all at once. But we saw it. We saw "Meet the Pyro." Were our lives changed forever? Will yours be? Was this all a hoax to promote more of Valve's confounded hats? Read on to find out!