My friend called me last night and while we were discussing (what else?) Minecraft, she interjected with excitement, informing me about some crazy thing where everyone's Zodiac signs are now different. I'm not a Taurus anymore, apparently I'm an Aries. I don't care about astrology so much, but thought it was kind of weird that I now have to tell people who do care something different. It's kind of like when you write dates after the New Year and keep messing up the year for a couple of months: Weird, but whatever, you get over it. I did, however, have fun for five minutes thinking, "I AM NOW ARIES, GOD OF WAR." This new astrological sign reassignment took the Internet by storm and everyone thought this was some crazy new thing. It's not, if you were wondering. Humans have apparently known about this all along. Allow us to explain.
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