If you needed further supporting evidence for the theory that anything happening is measurably creepier when Lux Aeterna from Requiem for a Dream is playing
over it, look no further than this trailer which reimagines the first four seasons of Parks and Recreation as the trailer for a thrilling whodunnit
, and does so...way more effectively than we would have imagined, actually. You can watch the whole shebang right after the jump, and it's very much worth your time. Relax, you've got all morning to fill that spreadsheet out.