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By now, you've surely heard about the Kate Middleton topless scandal. Basically, some paparazzi managed to snap a few pictures of the lady relaxing on a terrace with it all hanging loose and then sold those photos to a French tabloid called Closer. Said tabloid was then sued, and a French court has ruled that they must pay a hefty fine of €10,000 -- which comes to about $13,000 -- each time they're republished. Oh, and they also have to turn over the "original" photos or face even more fines. Yeeeeeah.

This week, it was this beguiling creature that wobbled his way across the street and into our hearts. Have a fun, safe Labor Day, dear readers. And if you see this guy coming towards you at a barbeque, run the other way. (via BuzzFeed)

Just when you thought the Keanu Reeves craze sparked in early June by a paparazzi photo of the actor looking sad and eating a sandwich had calmed down, another photo of Keanu has blown up, threatening to take the Internet down with it. In the 13 hours since this picture first appeared on Reddit with the submission heading "Oh shit, not again," it's inspired Photoshops galore, wardrobe dissections, and, of course, pun threads. Here's what we know so far:

Warner Bros has made an odd announcement regarding a certain production feature of the new Green Lantern movie. They have warned fans not to expect to see any leaked photos of Ryan Reynold's costume, even though filming began a month ago. Why?

Because there is no costume.