Full Power of Canadian Government Thrown Behind Effort to Identify Source of “Windsor Hum”Contrary to your very safe assumptions, the Windsor Hum is not a well-regarded shoegaze band. It is not a deviant sex act practiced exclusively on the frozen tundra of Canada. And not, it's not the plaintive wail of the Yeti across the lonesome plains. Okay, actually it might be that last thing -- we don't really know. The Canadian government is aiming to find the source of the mysterious "Windsor Hum," an unexplained sound plaguing Windsor, Ontario that is slowly driving residents of the city insane. Okay, well, maybe not insance, but it's definitely irking them.Read on...
Drunk Jerk Arrested for Telling Kids There’s No Santa Claus, Being a Drunk JerkA 24-year-old Canadian man has been arrested after walking along the route of Kingston, Ontario's Santa Claus Day Parade telling children that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. Unsurprisingly, the man -- who police described as "having his hair formed to look like horns that were protruding from his head" -- was drunk, and also in violation of his probation, which is still no good excuse for being a jagweed of this caliber.Read on...
It’s Snowing Hard in London, Ontario Right Now
London, Ontario is presently being whammied with a whole lot of snow. Canadian Press reports that parts of the city have already been hit with 70 cm of snow [27 inches] since Sunday, and that another 40 cm [16 inches] are expected tomorrow, for a total of over 40 inches of snow. Wow. The city has held off on declaring a state of emergency, however.Read on...