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The dark ages of eating pizza and playing video games are coming to an end now that Pizza Hut has released its official Xbox ordering app, sparing us all the grim fate of putting down the controller to order a pizza. Truly, we live in the future. Now we get to find out how long the future will put up with this kind of crap.

The borders to our Canadian cousins are so close, and yet we tend to do things oh so differently. You see, in the United States, it's frowned upon to reek of the processed and entirely unnatural fast food we tend to scoff down on a regular basis. A scarlet letter indicative of a poor diet and even poorer hygiene, if you will. Canada, on the other hand, views the musk of such edible delights as a badge of honor and mark of loyalty for one's restaurant chain of choice. To reward such unwavering devotion, Pizza Hut Canada handed out bottles of Eau de Pizza Hut -- a pizza-scented perfume -- to 110 lucky Facebook fans after reaching a momentous 100,000 likes on their fan page.

The Middle East branch of Pizza Hut is debuting two very special new pizzas. Dubbed the Crown Crust Pizza for its crown-like shape, one of the pies has a crust made of cheeseburgers, and the other has a crust made out of chicken fillets.

If you were planning on popping the big question in less than a week on Valentine's Day, Pizza Hut hopes you'll turn to them after your significant other says yes for the fanciest engagement party Pizza Hut can provide. For just $10,010, the package comes with all the accoutrements of an engagement party, including a ruby engagement ring, plus you can look back in fifty years and tell your children about the time Pizza Hut threw you an engagement party.

In what could be seen as yet another step down the road towards complete digital distribution, GameStop is being investigated by the New York Attorney General's office on charges of linking its customers to shady discount people. GameStop is only one of almost two dozen online retailers on the AG's list, alongside  such hallowed edifices as Barnes & Noble, Buy.com, and... Pizza Hut?