Pope Francis Meets To-Scale Chocolate Replica Of Himself
What do you get the Pope that has everything? World peace, or alternatively a giant chocolate replica of himself.Read on...
In Other News, Pope Francis Blessed A Parrot That Belongs to an Italian Erotic Film Star
The Pope must go on some kind of autopilot when he's blessing stuff, right? After all, there are so many people trying to get his blessing that it's gotta be draining. So when Francis saw a green parrot at his general audience on Wednesday, of course he was gonna bless it, too. And in doing so, he set up the best headline we've heard all week.Read on...
The Internet Is a Gift From God, You Guys. The Pope Says So
Pope Francis has been known to say crazy things, like how he doesn't need to talk about abortion and gay marriage all the time and that non-believers just need to try to obey their conscience. Madness. Now he's saying that the Internet is a gift from God, which makes me wonder if he's ever actually been on the Internet.Read on...
Pope Poses Promptly in Personally-Pointed Photograph
Is it possible for an entire religion to jump the shark? I ask because on Wednesday the Pope posed with some very excited-looking young people (especially in comparison to the Pope) for a selfie that was then posted to Twitter. Yup. That happened.Read on...
Pope Quest: The Legend of Francis Shows Why No One’s Ever Made a Pope Video Game [Video]
Yesterday, as the news of the Catholic Church electing their new pope, Pope Francis, was announced, a lot of people were probably wondering what the whole process of electing a pope would look like as a video game. Okay, probably not a lot of people, but at least one person thought that because they made this video that looks at the process as if it were a first-person
shooterblesser. We give you Pope Quest: The Legend of Francis!Read on...