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  1. Weird

    Updated: US Airways Just Tweeted A Picture Of An Airplane Heading In For A Very NSFW Landing

    Someone at US Airways is about to be fired. A typical twitter exchange with a complaining customer just ended with the company tweeting a NSFW image of an airplane flying into a vagina. US Airways has obviously already removed the image, but the Internet is forever and unfortunately for the perpetrator, so are the NSFW screencaps.

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  2. Weird

    In Other News, Pope Francis Blessed A Parrot That Belongs to an Italian Erotic Film Star

    The Pope must go on some kind of autopilot when he's blessing stuff, right? After all, there are so many people trying to get his blessing that it's gotta be draining. So when Francis saw a green parrot at his general audience on Wednesday, of course he was gonna bless it, too. And in doing so, he set up the best headline we've heard all week.

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  3. Weird

    Shut The Internet Down, There’s A Professionally Shot Brony-Themed Porn In Existence

    So apparently a press release for "Adult Entertainment's 1st Brony-Themed Movie" just went out. Want to know how we know this? Because a whole bunch of people on that e-mail list took to Twitter at once to document their shrieking, horrified agony.

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  4. Tech

    Dutch Art Installation Reportedly Hacked, Now Makes Porn Moaning Sounds

    Today's a weird day for art and explicit content, huh? Except this time it's not intentional on the part of the artist. Apparently a public arts project in Enschede, Netherlands, been hacked so that instead of playing natural bird sounds as intended, it emits very creepy sex-moaning noises out of loudspeakers placed around a large part of town.

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  5. Weird

    Porn Sex vs. Real Sex as Explained With Highly Entertaining Food Imagery [Video]

    I think we're all pretty clear on the whole porn-is-not-an-accurate-depiction-of-sex thing. But have you wondered what the facts and figures are for the differences? And desperately wanted to see those statistics explained via some intriguing images of food, which is only occasionally abused? Yeah, me neither, but it turns out the result is pretty great.

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  6. Tech

    UK Anti-Porn Crusader’s Website Hacked, Replaced With, You Guessed It, Lots of Porno

    British MP Claire Perry is one of British Prime Minister David Cameron's top advisers on his Quixotic campaign to eliminate porn from the Internet. So when news was announced this week of wide-ranging Internet filters to be enacted in the UK that will make British adults ask 'Mother May I?'before viewing pornography on their home computers, Perry made a natural target for those upset over the new policy. And perhaps unsurprisingly -- this is the Internet, after all -- a few of those disappointed individuals proceeded to hack Perry's website, replacing the front page with porno, porno, and more porno. They didn't out Perry as being completely ignorant of how the Internet works, though -- she did that all on her own.

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  7. Tech

    Google Glass Porn Now a Thing That Exists, Here is the Obviously NSFW Trailer [Video]

    Android porn app developer MiKandi tried to make a porn app for Google Glass. It didn't take long for Google to change their rules to prevent it, but Google couldn't stop them from hiring porn stars to don the wearable technology and, well, do what porn stars do, and that's exactly what happened. What would a porn shot with Glass look like? The trailer is a good indication without showing any actual porn, though the language is still pretty filthy and there's a lot of moaning, so remember -- NSFW.

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  8. Tech

    Barack Obama Follows a Porn Company on Twitter

    To be fair, Barack Obama's Twitter account isn't run by Barack Obama himself. It says right in the description "This account is run by Organizing for Action staff." The account follows over 660,000 people, so it's obviously not being that well curated. Still. Maybe the Organizing for Action staff should have more sense than to follow porn companies like Wicked Pictures which produces titles like Bikini Outlaws. This isn't the first time the President's account has been caught following porn either.

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  9. Weird

    Google Changes Blogger ToS, Threatens To Shut Down Porn Bloggers For “Adult Content” Ads

    In sad news for Internet porn, Google began sending notices yesterday to owners of adult-themed Blogger sites, saying that beginning June 30, it will begin to  "strictly prohibit the monetization of Adult content on Blogger." That means that any blog displaying advertisements that Google deems inappropriate will will have to 86 the naughty ads or face being shut down. Huh. That's going to annoy a lot of sex writers, I imagine.

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  10. Gaming

    Quest for Giant Bomb E3 Set Porn Bears Fruit

    The Electronic Entertainment Expo -- E3 for short -- is held in Los Angeles every year, typically in June, and it means that a lot of journalists descend upon the area in short order. This year was no different, and popular gaming site Giant Bomb rented a "professional studio" for some of their coverage. Things got weird, though, and it quickly became apparent that what they were renting was actually the set for a bunch of pornography. Yeah.

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  11. Tech

    Google Glass Puts Kibosh on Porn Apps, Disappoints Perverts Worldwide

    In news that will no doubt come as a blow to many of the Internet's more sex-crazed denizens, developers for Google have 86ed pornographic apps for Google Glass in an update of its policies earlier this week. We can all sleep easier knowing that the guy on the bus is not looking at people's naughty bits, but narcissistically checking his Facebook feed, which is more noble and dignified than watching a skin flick...for reasons that I'm sure I will think of eventually.

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  12. Tech

    New Google Glass App Hopes to Be Being John Malkovich for Porn

    Google Glass has raised some interesting questions of etiquette. When is it rude to wear a camera on your face? What are acceptable uses for the wearable technology in public? One thing I think everyone can agree on is that watching porn in public makes you a creep, but that doesn't mean it won't be an option for Glass users. There's obviously already a porn app for Glass.

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  13. Tech

    Porn Makes the Internet Go Round, at Least Where Search Traffic is Concerned

    One of the things that's understood but rarely said about the Internet is that most of it, by volume, is made of naked people, many of them engaged in a whole galaxy of exotic sex acts. There's porn for everything and everyone, no matter what weird stuff you're interested in. And while porn is a big business on its own, the way it dominates Internet search traffic means that web sites that have nothing to do with porn may still benefit from the erotic quality of the Internet at large.

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  14. Tech

    Iceland Latest Country To Move Towards Internet Porn Ban

    It's common knowledge that the Internet is primarily a method of delivering pornography to consumers at unheard of speeds, but that may not be the case much longer in Iceland. Lawmakers there are the latest working to put in place a firewall that would block citizens from viewing pornography online. Iceland isn't the first Western nation to take a swing at 86ing Internet porn -- the United Kingdom has flirted with the idea in the past -- but a growing call among lawmakers suggests it might be the first nation that has an actual shot at passing legislation to make the Internet measurably less naughty.

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  15. Tech

    Impossible Google Queries Come Up With a Whole Mess of Porn Thanks to Search Bug

    Ah, Google. Never change. Well, okay, change a bit, but please always have strange search bugs. Thanks to what's being called an "impossible query," there's a way to make Google churn out a bunch of strange links to pornography when it should only be trying to solve a mathematical equation. It appears that Google's been made aware of this via a Quora question, but there's still time to experience the phenomenon for yourself.

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