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The Internet Is For Infographics …About Porn

by Susana Polo | 2:25 pm, June 6th

Online MBA has a helpful infographic about what is perhaps the Internet’s greatest contribution to civilization: making it incredibly easy to find porn. No longer will young people be shoving magazines under mattresses, and that’s good, because I’m sure we’re all going to be sleeping in zerograv stasis pods any day now.

Some of the stats on it surprised us, nevertheless. For example, only 12% of the internet and 8% of all e-mail is porn. We would have guessed a bit higher.

See the whole thing below:

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Internet Porn: Here Today (In China), Gone Tomorrow (In South Africa)

by Jamie Block | 2:50 pm, June 2nd

It looks like porn may be back online for Chinese web-surfers. Up until now, China has officially banned internet porn outright, blocking it from its nation’s people via the country’s formidable “great firewall.” Now, according to CNN International’s report on a Telegraph blog post by Malcome Moore, these pornographic sites are once again accessible by the Chinese public. But YouTube is still blocked. You can’t win ‘em all.

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Oops: Google Wave Posts Porn on Facebook

by Robert Quigley | 5:28 pm, March 30th

Well, this is embarrassing: Earlier today, Google Wave‘s Facebook fan page — which, despite being Google Wave’s Facebook fan page, has over 40,000 fans — posted a link to porn.

(We’ve pixellated the offending picture.)

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VHS Fail: High School History Class Accidentally Shown Porn

by Cindy Au | 5:07 pm, February 23rd

History students at Cliff High School got an eyeful when their substitute teacher unwittingly showed them a video of graphic pornography.

The graphic video, described by one student as “naked ladies doing things,” had supposedly been taped over by a History Channel program on the 1919 Treaty of Versailles. But as is apt to happen with analog technology, the beginning of the tape still contained porn.

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The Unintentional Hilarity of Twitter Spam Bots

Back Alley Internet is a recurring column in which we explore some of the weirder corners of the Internet and see what we can drudge up for your amusement and education. This week: We study the legions of Twitter bots that trawl the trending topics and spit out some unintentionally hilarious tweets.

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Eric Limer You have to tew two tutus?! I have to tew two tutus too!
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Max The Pizza and Pasta Foundation supports the federal SAUCE act. Ask your congressman to put some SAUCE on it!
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Eric Limer I like how if you make a mistake typing a popular URL, invariably the site you find is all "YOU'RE WINNER!" It's uplifting for a second.
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Max Spam for work involves a false teeth supplier and someone looking to buy magnetic plates.
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Eric Limer So that improv show was definitely a good idea. Ben Schwartz, Zach Woods, Justin Long, AND Adam Scott. #EverythingWentBetterThanExpected
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Max Got a lot crossed off my to-do list tonight, and I'm starting to feel significantly less freaked about about, well, life.
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Eric Limer I need trephination like I need a hole in the head.
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Max AIM CHAT: I like you, too. *belushis*
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Eric Limer Listening to Call Me Maybe and cropping screengrabs of Twitter bots. It's times like this that I really love my job.
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James Plafke Popular rapper Ladies Love Removed Eyes.
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Eric Limer I am genuinely enjoying using So.cl to make weird picture mash-ups. I just made a collage of becks. http://t.co/ulGbDbwn
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Eric Limer This Facebook IPO coverage needs to stop cuz I'm seriously sick of seeing Zuckerberg staring creepily at me from the top of every story.
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Max Put on your poodle skirts and choose your favorite syrup because we're gonna have a sock-hop at the iHop.
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James Plafke I just threatened my mom to email me something by telling her I'd discuss with her all the lady celebrities I'd have sex with.
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Max New Hallmark Card: "I held an extended conversation with you without being able to remember your name" Inside: "I'm sorry."
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Eric Limer To any of you bros who might like to ice me, I encourage you to act on that urge, bro.
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Eric Limer If anyone is looking for some totally garbled, nigh-incomprehensible ad copy, I'm your man.
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Eric Limer What? None of my Facebook friends are on So.cl? How can this be?!
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Eric Limer "Does this mustache look creepy? Experts are blind; can't tell."
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Rollin Bishop Lin Beifong is suddenly one of the best things about Legend of Korra.
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