If you want to survive when a disgruntled coworker decides to flood the office with a deadly neurotoxin, you're going to need a gas mask, or a new job. This
Portal gas mask, or more accurately half-mask air purifying respirator, looks like it might just be the thing for the job, but it isn't. Made by
Brian Cargile, or
TwoHornsUnited on DeviantART, the mask is 100% decorative, but still 100% awesome, especially if you like dressing up in black and dancing to Vogue.
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