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Gone with the Wind …. with Vampires

by Robert Quigley | 1:37 pm, February 5th

Fan-made reimaginings of old movies never get old (see: Titanic: the Sequel; The Shining recut as a comedy), and Gone with the Wind … with Vampires is the latest entry into that canon. Who knew that the famous “I’ll never be hungry again” monologue was actually about a terrifying feast of blood?

Bonus points for the meticulously vintagey soundtrack, fonts, and and wear-and-tear on the film. 1939 feels like yesterday when you’re immortal.

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