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This weekend, Spike TV ran the Video Game Awards. All in all it was a pretty tepid affair, but it did give studios a chance to show off their forthcoming titles with a slew of exclusive trailers. We gathered all of them up and were just going to present them to you, gentle reader, but the embedded videos looked so lonely there, and we figured we were as qualified as anyone to have opinions on the Internet, so we added our compressed thoughts about each trailer into a single sentence. (Most of the time.)

The Spike VGAs have come and gone, leaving an aftertaste of pandering and lots and lots of cinematic trailers. Oh, and also they gave out some awards, with Red Dead Redemption claiming a respectable four categories, with the God of War franchise also being a strong contender. Winners, and their competition, below.