Star Wars

  1. Entertainment

    Benedict Cumberbatch Denies He’ll Be in Star Wars, Does Anyone Believe Him?

    Fans who've been following rumors about Benedict Cumberbatch's role in the next Star Wars movie may find themselves disappointed to learn that he's denied involvement with the film... until they remember that he also said he wasn't playing Khan in J.J. Abrams' last Star Trek movie. So, yeah, don't count out the possibility just yet.

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  2. Entertainment

    Super Smash Wars 3: Return of the Hero Part One Is the Best of Two Worlds

    We've written about a few of James Farr's brilliant mashup cartoons in the past, and I think every time we say that the one we're writing about is our new favorite one, but this is our new favorite one. Farr's back with another installment of his Super Smash Wars series combining Nintendo and Star Wars. A+, Mr. Farr.

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  3. Entertainment

    Darth Poohder Is What You Get When Winnie the Pooh Voice Actor Jim Cummings Reads Darth Vader’s Lines

    Winnie the Pooh voice actor Jim Cummings thought it would be a good idea to read Star Wars scenes with Pooh's voice instead of Darth Vader's, and boy was he right. The footage isn't new, but it's been making the rounds recently, and it's delightful, so go ahead and give it a watch. There's some Darkwing Duck in there, too.

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  4. Entertainment

    Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) Will Play Chewbacca in Star Wars: Episode VII

    It's been a big week for Star Wars Episode VII news, and by that I mean we know they're filming it and we actually have a cast member mostly revealed. Yes, we know two things about the movie aside from the fact that it will be a thing we can go see in movie theaters at some point, and one of them is that Peter Mayhew is Chewbacca.

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  5. Entertainment

    Star Wars Episode VII Already Shooting, We’ll Soon Witness the Power of This Fully Armed and Operational Sequel

    J.J. Abrams' sneaky little lens flare-adept elves have already begun shooting the next Star Wars movie according to an interview with Disney Studios' Alan Horn. The movie's production is set to begin in earnest in about six weeks as far as us scruffy-looking Internet nerf herders are concerned, but Abrams apparently got a head start.

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  6. Tech

    Like Your Toast a Bit on the Dark Side? Use the Darth Vader Toaster

    Hey, what's a bit on the dark side and always comes in twos? That's right, your toast and the Sith. The Darth Vader helmet toaster will help you faithfully execute order 67 (get the Emperor some toast) like a true Sith Lord.

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  7. Weird

    Darth Vader Is Running For President of Ukraine

    Feel a disturbance in the Force? Darth Vader is campaigning to lead Ukraine, and when I say Darth Vader I do not mean Putin and when I say "campaigning" I do not mean violating international law. I'm not qualified to parody the Ukrainian crisis, but at least one Sith Lord has a sense of humor about it--and a lot of stormtroopers to back him up.

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  8. Entertainment

    Somebody Made a Song Out Of Yoda’s Scenes in Star Wars and It’s the Best

    While we're not quite sure it's ever going to top the song made out of Jeff Goldblum's laugh from Jurassic Park, "Master Yoda" by Eclectic Method is definitely going to be our new jam for empowered relaxation. I don't know if that's a real thing, but it should be.

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  9. Entertainment

    All Right, How Come None of You Laser Brains Told Us Billy Dee Williams Would Be on Dancing With The Stars?

    We're not big Dancing With The Stars fans here. Sure, we watched when Bill Nye was on, but that's because he's our friend and we want to support him in all of his endeavors. If we'd known that Billy Dee Williams would be doing an embarrassingly hilarious Star Wars-themed cha cha last night, though, we would have tuned in for sure.

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  10. Entertainment

    New Star Wars Movie Will Take Place 30 Years After the Original Trilogy, Says Official Source

    The official Star Wars news website dropped some interesting news today: filming for the new set of movies will begin in May of this year at London's Pinewood Studios. Even more interesting, the film will officially take place 30 years after the events of the original trilogy.

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  11. Entertainment

    Check Out This Neat Star Wars AT-AT Rocker and Be Jealous That You Don’t Have One

    If you don't think an AT-AT Rocker is one the coolest and cutest things ever, then you need to reevaluate your life choices. Cakewrecks/EPBOT writer Jen Yates has finished a very impressive piece of work, not only including all the details of the AT AT (even the red eye!), but making it comfortable and secure.

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  12. Entertainment

    Topher Grace Released The Trailer For His Star Wars Prequel Edit

    Two years ago, Topher Grace hosted a secret screening of Star Wars III.5: The Editor Strikes Back, an eighty-five minute edit of the three Star Wars prequels that he put together to practice his filmmaking skills. We'll probably never be able to see the actual cut he put together, but Grace did manage to get a fake trailer up online.

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  13. Entertainment

    Check Out A Sneak Peek Of LEGO’s Upcoming 2014 Line From American International Toy Fair

    Yesterday we were given the chance to take a look at LEGO's new toy lines at the Javits Center in New York as part of this year's American International Toy Fair. Everything was, as the song goes, awesome.

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  14. Entertainment

    Olympic Skiing Is Way Better When Combined With Star Wars [Video]

    All everyone wants to talk about recently is the Olympics, which gets kind of boring for us nerdy types who aren't exactly into physical competition unless it involves robots and lasers. If the Olympics featured AT-ATs that shoot to disrupt skiers like they do in this video, we'd be way more interested. Some Jedi wouldn't hurt, either.

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  15. Entertainment

    Woo Your Nerdy Valentine By Comparing Yourself To Gollum, Because That’ll Work

    Listen, we know that Gollum is a disgusting and desperate creature whose only redeeming quality is the fact that he knows how disgusting and desperate he is. But just look at his little bow tie in this Valentine's Day Card! Awww, I can't stay mad at you, little buddy!

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