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That's weird. I could have sworn that about five minutes ago I had $46.99 more in my bank account than I do right now. I wonder if it has anything to do with the this remote-controlled flying TARDIS that just became available for pre-order. Sadly, it won't be shipping until July so I'll have to wait until then to start having Doctor Who adventures around Washington Square Park on my lunch breaks.

Going out to dinner for Valentine's Day is fine, but if you really want to show your special lady or fella or ladyfella that your two hearts beat only for them tomorrow night, why not put a meal together from Dining With The Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook? We got our hands on a copy, and I sampled a few of the recipes with my wife. Yes -- I made and ate fish fingers and custard.

Any Doctor Who fan can tell you that the TARDIS is "bigger on the inside," but reproducing the dimensionally transcendental interior of the Doctor's little blue box in a model or toy is a bit impossible at the moment -- except with augmented reality. Greg Kumparak used augmented reality to create this TARDIS model that appears bigger on the inside, at least when you look at it through Kumparak's smartphone.

If you want to try and trick people into thinking your home is bigger on the inside, or if you just plain want to feel like you're about to leave your world behind every time you step through your home's threshold, these TARDIS vinyl door decals could be just what you're looking for.

Today in your weird sci-fi sex toy news, we have this dildo that represents the time vortex, complete with TARDIS flying along through it, dubbed the TARDIS Tickler. Obviously, sci-fi sex toys aren't exactly a bare market, but I'm not entirely sure if any sex toy has ever tried to represent the whole of space and time until now. Obviously, there are some NSFW images below the break.

One has to assume that this cubicle is not, however, bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

You know what your non-denominational winter holiday decorations are lacking? The ability to travel through time and the murderous desire to exterminate all life. Thankfully, the BBC store is here to help with these handsome ornaments of the Doctor's iconic TARDIS and a malevolent Dalek.

Whether the Doctor and crew rarely ending up where the meant to visit is a result of the Doctor not being able to drive the TARDIS or the TARDIS taking him where he needs to be out of its own volition, our favorite Time Lord generally ends up impacting the most important bits of human history. Sometimes he ends up in England, saving Shakespeare from alien witches, and sometimes he offhandedly mentions how he might've married Marilyn Monroe on accident. Sometimes he ends up in Space Florida for a nice Spacecation, and sometimes he ends up in India, seeing the sights without having to save the universe. We rarely see those vacations, since a nice rest probably wouldn't make a thrilling adventure, but rest assured, if it exists, the Doctor has (or will have) been there.

Graphic designer Andrew Le has created some neat vintage travel posters showcasing those "lost episodes" where nothing happens and the Doctor and his crew have a relaxing time, placing the TARDIS into into the backgrounds of vacation hotspots. Check out the rest after the break.

Amateur astronomer Duncan Kitchin had a telescope that was annoying to continually carry outside when he wanted to use it, but couldn't just leave outside, exposed to the elements. So, instead of build some sort of roof or little shack, Kitchin went the obviously better route and built a TARDIS in which his telescope can remain safe. He created a concrete base for the telescope, installed a mount, attached the telescope, then gave it a home that is bigger on the inside. The door of the TARDIS detaches and the box is on wheels so Kitchin can easily expose the telescope. Time and Relative Dimension in Telescope?

(Duncan Kitchin via Discover)