Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  1. Entertainment

    Unsurprisingly, Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Look Better Without Real Noses

    After seeing these photoshopped images that removed those terrifying noses from the upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters, we have to wonder: what is it about the snouts that make the turtles so much more appealing?

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  2. Weird

    Here’s A Cat Video That Adequately Expresses How I Feel About The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer

    So the trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out, and - though our own Dan Van Winkle is cautiously optimistic - I just can't get behind it. How can you take mutant turtles that seriously? And Megan Fox as April O'Neil? I feel like Michael Bay is the husky in this video, like "Love me!" and I'm the cat, having none of it.

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  3. Entertainment

    TMNT Teaser Trailer Will Debut In April Before Captain America

    Producer of the TMNT reboot Galen Walker announced today that the teaser trailer will premiere in theaters April 4th before Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Sure, Walker is shamelessly taunting us with a tease for a teaser of a trailer for a movie that won't come out until August, but that doesn't mean we can't be stoked.

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  4. Entertainment

    Kraft Brings Out Vanilla Ice to Shill New Ninja Turtle Shaped Mac & Cheese

    Kraft has some new Ninja Turtle-shaped macaroni & cheese. To sell it they've cast Vanilla Ice as a grocery store stock boy (Which might be his actual job right now. We're not sure what he's up to.)  to try to cash in on the nostalgia of his Ninja Turtles II anthem "Go Ninja, Go." Enjoy?

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  5. Entertainment

    That Halloween Costume Wasn’t Accurate, the New Ninja Turtles Look Pretty Good

    Last week, everyone was pretty upset about the purportedly leaked image of a Michelangelo Halloween costume based on the upcoming Michael Bay Ninja Turtles. Luckily, it seems that the Halloween costume was just a really poor take on a turtle design that is actually pretty OK, and shots of what they should actually look like surfaced today.

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  6. Entertainment

    This Is What Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Will Probably Look Like, Shorts and All

    I'm not going to lie to you: I saw this image floating around on Tumblr sometime last night with the caption "look, it's Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles," and I thought it was a joke. As it turns out, it's not, and our very first glimpse of the upcoming film has arrived in the form of a crappy Halloween costume—surely a sign of good things to come.

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  7. Entertainment

    Actor James Avery, TV’s Shredder and “Uncle Phil” Has Died, We Remember Him With Supercuts

    Actor James Avery, best known to us as the voice of Shredder on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and "Uncle Philon The Fresh Prince of Bel Air has died at the age of 65. His voice was a big part of our childhood, so we've spent the morning watching clips from both shows. We thought you might like to as well.

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  8. Entertainment

    When You Cross Ninja Turtles and Super Mario You Get Teenage Mutant Koopa Troopas, and It’s Great

    YouTuber James Farr has taken two beloved franchises and put them together in this lovely animation. By combining Super Mario Bros. with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Farr gives us a look at something like the alternate 1985 from Back to the Future II, but with less gambling and fewer mommy issues.

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  9. Entertainment

    Radical! California Rec Center Will Offer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Themed Classes

    Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie keeps getting it's release date pushed back, thank God -- but what's a turtle obsessed individual to do with themselves until the film comes out and crushes all their dreams? Sign up for Ninja Turtle training classes, of course. You know, like you do.

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  10. Entertainment

    Take a Breath, Everyone: Michael Bay Says Ninja Turtles Won’t Be Aliens

    Remember last year when we all found out that Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles would be aliens and not mutants, and then the whole Internet exploded with anger because mutant turtles who love pizza and are also ninjas are a beloved childhood memory, but alien turtles who love pizza and are also ninjas are an abomination? Turns out it's not true. So calm down.

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  11. Entertainment

    Minimalist Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGOs Are Totally Tubular

    There's something spectacular about minimalist LEGO projects. Making something that looks just enough like the inspiration requires a great deal of patience and ability to shed unnecessary parts. Sometimes a flourish is just a flourish, but other times it's what makes the character. Nick Desimone has managed to hit this exact median with his glorious TMNT builds, as can be seen above. Hit the jump to see the rest.

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  12. Entertainment

    Michael Bay’s TMNT Script Has Leaked, Confirms Worst Fears

    After it was announced that Michael Bay would be in charge of a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and the subsequent "alien" debacle, fans of the franchise were up in arms over what they feared would be a butchering of the source. Well, if the blog TMNT, NOT TANT is to be believed about the authenticity of a script they managed to get their hands on, all those concerns have been validated: The script is particularly awful in depressingly specific ways.

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  13. Entertainment

    A Cavalcade of Sci-Fi Characters Await You in this Marvelous Tatooine Mural

    What you see above is only a tiny piece of a larger mural done by Ulises Farinas that depicts Mos Eisley -- the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the Star Wars universe. However, this version of the Tatooine crossroads of ne'er-do-wells is full of characters from other science fiction series. You'll see just about every Star Wars character from the original trilogy in the image, as well as some visitors from Star Trek, Doctor Who, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Simpsons, Predator, Batman, The Wizard of Oz, Fallout, and many more besides. It's a veritable Where's Waldo Lando of Sci-Fi goodness.

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  14. Entertainment

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are in League With Satan [Video]

    In this series of clips, a religious program breaks down why just about every single piece of popular '90s media is dangerous for the moral well-being of children. MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Dungeons & Dragons, Goofy, rock and roll fruit snacks, The Simpsons; no one escapes unscathed. Their primary target is that bastion of satanic influence: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Granted, the sheer bulk of marketing involved with any of these people and properties is a bit disgusting, but they are far from dangerous. And why pick on Splinter because he's a rat? I like rats!

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  15. Entertainment

    Made-To-Order Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Beanies are Shella Cool

    What better way to keep your head warm this winter than by dressing up as everybody's favorite cold-blooded, crime-fighting, pizza-loving mutants? If you're in the market for some righteous turtle-wear, you can order one of these Immature Radioactive Samurai Slug Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle beanies from Miss Pamela. They're made to order, so you don't have to worry about stock, but it seems like she won't make any with non-standard colors, and rightly so.

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