You guys,
there is a new kind of spider now, and it is awful and terrifying! Like, even more so than standard issue spiders on account of its
raptor-like claws (
closeup after the jump, and also in nightmares that will haunt you forever).
Trogloraptor marchingtoni lives in caves in Southwest Oregon, where it
hangs from ceilings on primitive webs, presumably scaring the hell out of anything that passes nearby.
Read on...