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Science: A Whoopee Cushion Test [Video]

A highly sophisticated study by the University of Salford has proven the obvious: the bigger the whoopee cushion, the sillier the video will be. I’ll bet you didn’t know that whoopee cushions the size of beanbag chairs actually existed. Well, now you know, and now you know you want one in your home.

(via URLesque via Doobybrain)

LeVar Burton Offers to Give NASA Some Help

While we don’t doubt his mastery of the storytelling arts, we’re not sure how helpful LeVar Burton would be at a shuttle launch.

Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge, on the other hand…

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The Pepperoni Threepeat: The Turducken of Frozen Pizza Rolls

We have a long history of excellent reportage on various and sundry disgusting and or dubious culinary abominations, so we couldn’t let this one slide without drawing your attention to it.

Gregory Ng of Freezer Burns calls it the Pepperoni Threepeat, and it consists of twenty-four pepperoni pizza rolls stuffed inside two pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets, all rolled up in a DiGiorno Pepperoni Pizza and baked for half an hour.  All told, the meal comes to more than 3,000 calories, more than 100 grams of fat, and more than 8,000 mgs of sodium (about 400% of your daily recommended). We suggest you share, if you can find someone else similar culinary cojones to your own.

(via Urlesque.)

Animated GIFs of Internet Memes

Our friends at Urlesque have made a series of Internet memes into animated GIFs.

… Lord help us all.

Woman Gives Her Snake A Bath

Listen, we didn’t want to say anything, but sometimes, you can get a little funky. We know, you’re generally considered a very clean individual, but with a sedentary life style of eating dead rodents, and only shedding every few months, things can get a little rank.

It’s okay. This is the trade off we get for only having to feed you once a week and not having to deal with hair on the furniture.

Just don’t forget to clean between your… um. You know what, never mind.

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Can Your Padlock Stand Up To A Bullet? [Video]

Popular Mechanics has the answer, from their Abusive Lab Tests. If you’ve got a Master, don’t sweat it. If not, well, see below.

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Jonah Hill, On Sesame Street: On Mustaches

Jonah Hill recently appeared alongside Sesame Street‘s Elmo to explain the finer points of mustachedom. Unfortunately, there was no discussion about the concept of neckbeards. Perhaps they’re saving that one for a future episode.

Video below:

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Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat, Fighting Crimes and Making Rhymes [Video]

I love Parry Gripp, I love Spaghetti Cat, I love television, and I hate Justin Bieber. Well, three out of four ain’t bad. This latest Parry Gripp number serves as its own pitch for a television series, and I, for one, am sold. Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat fly around the world in a balloon, taking down the bad guys kung-fu style.

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