Restaurant chain Villa Fresh Italian Kitchen innocently tried to crowdsource the name of its new
green apple-flavored Mountain Drew concoction, letting people submit and vote for names online. Well,
4chan decided to take them up on their offer to "
Dub the Dew," and results were
highly educational. I didn't know there were so many ways to describe a carbonated beverage tasting faintly of green apple, and apparently, neither did Mountain Dew.
Read on...