In a recent GQ
interview, Marco Rubio
was asked point blank how old he thinks the Earth is, only to respond that the answer to that question is "one of the great mysteries."
Good news, Marco! We solved it -- the Earth is about four and a half billion years old.
Don't thank us, thank the hard working men and women of the United States Geological Survey
. Now, about the way you delicately skirted that question, as if creationist theories about the age of the Earth deserve the same time and attention as USGS estimates...yeah, we're gonna take issue with that.